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David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
10/31/22 3:58 p.m.

Whatcha handing out?

The kids get trucked into our neighborhood, so we have a mix of chocolate miniatures, Sour Patch Kids and, my fave even if they label me as an Old Timer, Tootsie Rolls. 

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
10/31/22 3:59 p.m.

thatsnowinnebago
thatsnowinnebago GRM+ Memberand UberDork
10/31/22 4:00 p.m.

HOW ARE THOSE DELICIOUS STRAWBERRY CANDIES IN "THE PSYCHOPATH" CATEGORY?! MY CAPS-LOCK IS INTENTIONAL AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS. 

 

Edit: I feel I may have inadvertently admitted something about myself...

RevRico
RevRico GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
10/31/22 4:05 p.m.

We don't. Our road is to dangerous and sparsely populated. 

That said, the youngest is sick, because it's a holiday and life hates her, so we had her trick or treat around the house today instead of going out in the cold rain tonight in her grandma's neighborhood. So orange pop, full size candy bars, sour patch zombies, and Boyer peanut butter cups because Reeses are gross. 

Russian Warship, Go Berkeley Yourself
Russian Warship, Go Berkeley Yourself PowerDork
10/31/22 4:09 p.m.

We like to mix things up here on the Warship, even though, as a corner house facing the short side of the block, we don't get as many kids.

 

 

 

 

 

(I fully expect to get TP'ed by whatever poor kid reaches in and ends up with that sorry Starburst mixed in there)

bearmtnmartin (Forum Supporter)
bearmtnmartin (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
10/31/22 4:16 p.m.

My wife just angry texted me a photo of this years M and M treat.

 

Stealing from candy from babies is what that is.

wae
wae PowerDork
10/31/22 4:23 p.m.
thatsnowinnebago said:

HOW ARE THOSE DELICIOUS STRAWBERRY CANDIES IN "THE PSYCHOPATH" CATEGORY?! MY CAPS-LOCK IS INTENTIONAL AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS. 

 

Edit: I feel I may have inadvertently admitted something about myself...

Admitted what?  That you, my good man, know a good candy when you taste one?  I love those things and have to fight my kids for them.

And Starburst are amazing.  As are Sweet-Tarts.  You can keep those nasty sorta peanut-butter flavored things in the orange and black waxy wrappers, though.  yuck!

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy MegaDork
10/31/22 4:31 p.m.

A year ago my sister-in-law moved out leaving can goods I wasn't going to eat.

I dropped them into the 8th grade neighbor kid's bag then figured he chucked them onto somebody's roof.  

 

Russian Warship, Go Berkeley Yourself
Russian Warship, Go Berkeley Yourself PowerDork
10/31/22 4:36 p.m.

In reply to wae :

It has nothing to do with quality, and everything to do with quantity. 

 

 

 

There are only (2) undersized "Fruit Chews" in that wrapper. 

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy MegaDork
10/31/22 4:41 p.m.

Those Starburst bug me because the time needed to unwrap them is 2X the time required to eat them.  I can never get ahead of the game.

First world problems?

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
10/31/22 4:46 p.m.
thatsnowinnebago said:

HOW ARE THOSE DELICIOUS STRAWBERRY CANDIES IN "THE PSYCHOPATH" CATEGORY?! MY CAPS-LOCK IS INTENTIONAL AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS. 

 

Edit: I feel I may have inadvertently admitted something about myself...

I don't make the rules, I only drive the truck.

But, yeah, I'd eat one of those strawberries. 

eastsideTim
eastsideTim UltimaDork
10/31/22 4:47 p.m.

96 full size KitKats and a few bags of the "fun size" ones for the stragglers.  Normally, we have 100-140 trick or treaters, but I am wondering if Monday Night Football being both Ohio teams is going to cause it to get more sparse than usual near the end, as parents drag their kids back home to the TV.  

Trent
Trent PowerDork
10/31/22 5:18 p.m.

I like those black and orange wrapped peanut taffys and I don't care who knows it.

 

Salty, savory and just slightly sweet. Right up my alley. Pretty much every other candy can berk off. 

 

Of all the photos on this page the Beenie Weenies are probably the only thing I'd eat.

Keith Tanner
Keith Tanner GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
10/31/22 5:22 p.m.

If I was living in Canada, I feel I'd have to give these out for heritage reasons.

My sister is giving out full size Mars bars, she must be rolling in money. We won't see any kids here, we're too remote. Kids go to more target-rich environments.

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
10/31/22 5:23 p.m.

We can all agree that Hershey Special Darks are the best, right? 

eastsideTim
eastsideTim UltimaDork
10/31/22 5:28 p.m.
David S. Wallens said:

We can all agree that Hershey Special Darks are the best, right? 

Recipe tip:  Grate a Special Dark bar into tiny pieces and throw that in with any normal brownie mix to vastly improve them.

Purple Frog (Forum Supporter)
Purple Frog (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
10/31/22 5:33 p.m.

As a public service we take all the dark chocolate and keep them in house to prevent kids from becoming addicts.

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
10/31/22 5:34 p.m.

In reply to eastsideTim :

That sounds yummy. 

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
10/31/22 5:34 p.m.
Purple Frog (Forum Supporter) said:

As a public service we take all the dark chocolate and keep them in house to prevent kids from becoming addicts.

Just say no, kids. 

Gearheadotaku (Forum Supporter)
Gearheadotaku (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
10/31/22 5:42 p.m.

No handing out candy for me. Hiding at the bar until the kids are off the street.

Driven5
Driven5 UberDork
10/31/22 5:43 p.m.
David S. Wallens said:

We can all agree that Hershey Special Darks are the best, right? 

The best thing Special Dark has going for it is that it's the closest thing to real chocolate that Hershey's makes.

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
10/31/22 6:00 p.m.

Halloween is tonight, right?

6:00 and not one kid yet. :( 

codrus (Forum Supporter)
codrus (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
10/31/22 6:04 p.m.

5 pounds of Atomic Fireballs.  Well, OK, probably more like 4 pounds at this point, because I ordered them a couple weeks ago and apparently my daughter likes them too. :)

j_tso
j_tso HalfDork
10/31/22 6:12 p.m.

Gotta keep some Cheapy and Psycopath category candy for the kids who half ass their costumes.

Mr_Asa
Mr_Asa UltimaDork
10/31/22 6:13 p.m.

In the 5ish years we've been here, we've never had trick or treaters.  I don't get it.  Its a good neighborhood, no real issues.  So I didn't buy any candy.

 

I'll leave this here, though

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