Happy Steak & BJ Day

So, one month ago, you got your lady all her Valentines Day gifts and whatnot. Today is your day. She owes you. Valentines Day was for her.

She owes you a steak and a BJ.

Happy Steak & BJ Day.
- Sperlo

Can I double down on the BJ's if I skip the steak?

In reply to Giant Purple Snorklewacker:

Am I the correct one to be asking that?I guarantee you ant gettin E36 M3 from me.

N Sperlo wrote: In reply to Giant Purple Snorklewacker: Am I the correct one to be asking that?I guarantee you ant gettin E36 M3 from me.

Well, in my defense, you were the only one wishing me a happy S & BJ.

In reply to Giant Purple Snorklewacker:

And I do hope you enjoy it. Just not with me.

I shall try, but sincerely doubt that I'll succeed in living this day to the fullest... A 2 year old is by far the best cock blocker known to man...

LOL @ both of you.

I thought today was Pie day? (3/14, 3.14, Pi, get it?)

pinchvalve wrote: I thought today was Pie day? (3/14, 3.14, Pi, get it?)

It is, but thats less important. Who gives a E36 M3 about math when you have steak & a BJ?

I just txt’d this news to my wife. I got the reply that her and her friends had decided my payout was proportional to whatever I gave her for Valentine’s day. She claims I didn’t give her anything so no pay out. I just pointed out that there was no pressy for V day as we were going on a cruise a couple of days later. BIG payout for me 

I gave her a dozen roses, do I get a dozen steaks?

914Driver wrote: I gave her a dozen roses, do I get a dozen steaks?

Skip the steaks

Conquest351 wrote: I shall try, but sincerely doubt that I'll succeed in living this day to the fullest... A 2 year old is by far the best cock blocker known to man...

No, a 3 year old and a 11 month old combined are. Either one by themselves is highly effective, but once they combine their forces it is the perfect storm of blockage.

I knew my wife had planned oral surgery at the dentist 2 weeks ago for a reason. Still recovering from it.

Clever girl...

neckromacr wrote: I knew my wife had planned oral surgery at the dentist 2 weeks ago for a reason. Still recovering from it. Clever girl...

^ That + your sig pic = LULZ

slefain wrote:

Conquest351 wrote: I shall try, but sincerely doubt that I'll succeed in living this day to the fullest... A 2 year old is by far the best cock blocker known to man...

No, a 3 year old and a 11 month old combined are. Either one by themselves is highly effective, but once they combine their forces it is the perfect storm of blockage.

Touche slefain...

In reply to neckromacr:

You're welcome.

Yep..Yesterday was work, home to replace tie rod ends on SWMBOs van, pasta dinner, and fussy child til 11. No S&BJ here as usuall

slefain wrote:

Conquest351 wrote: I shall try, but sincerely doubt that I'll succeed in living this day to the fullest... A 2 year old is by far the best cock blocker known to man...

No, a 3 year old and a 11 month old combined are. Either one by themselves is highly effective, but once they combine their forces it is the perfect storm of blockage.

Try having a 10 year old. Then the 22 year old comes home from college to visit for the weekend.

Dammit, that's why I got 2 steaks last night.

Hmmmmm.... I got a huge ribeye and not the other.... Why only get 1/2 of the action?

slefain wrote:

Conquest351 wrote: I shall try, but sincerely doubt that I'll succeed in living this day to the fullest... A 2 year old is by far the best cock blocker known to man...

No, a 3 year old and a 11 month old combined are. Either one by themselves is highly effective, but once they combine their forces it is the perfect storm of blockage.

No, a four year old, a three year old, a 20 month old and a 4 month old are. Plus a wife who's still nursing and couldn't be bothered to begin with.

In other news, have you seen the progress on my build thread?

Wife on night shift sucks.

Or, rather, doesn't suck.