Stefan saidHave you met a shoplifter? They aren't exactly the brightest bulb in the bunch....
My wife told me her sister and cousin (both have issues) were shoplifting and selling the stuff for cash. I said they need to be careful not getting caught.
With a straight face she told me they were hitting up The Dollar Stores - I split a gut laughing so hard wondering WHO shoplifts there?
Datsun310Guy said:Stefan saidHave you met a shoplifter? They aren't exactly the brightest bulb in the bunch....
My wife told me her sister and cousin (both have issues) were shoplifting and selling the stuff for cash. I said they need to be careful not getting caught.
With a straight face she told me they were hitting up The Dollar Stores - I split a gut laughing so hard wondering WHO shoplifts there?
I walked in the closest Dollar General back in December and came across some dude absolutely, blatantly, shoplifting from the back of the store while the two clerks up front were chatting away without a care. Actually, before I saw him I saw a woman leaned over her cart with a look of total disgust - then I saw him & realized she was watching him.
Im done with that store now. The previous visit there was a couple tying up the register because they were haggling over the price of something & the manager was on the phone with his DM.
In reply to Pete Gossett :
That's a strange person to call. If I found myself in the same situation, I would probably call my supervisor. Dungeon Master probably wouldn't even be on the top 10, frankly.
"Price check, aisle 2"
"Here, roll this D20"
"Crit. Congrats, it's $.99. Next."
In reply to Burrito :
I cast magic missile at aisle 2! Are there any girls there?
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