Hello, I'm student Wally Chang,

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/831224-teacher-wants-sex-with-students-to-say-sorry-for-japanese-invasion

'Teacher wants sex with students to say sorry for Japanese invasion'

A history teacher has apparently offered to have sex with Chinese students at her college in Japan to apologise for her country's invasion of China in 1937, it is reported.

Anri Suzuki, 24, from Tokyo - is said to have a doctorate in Sino-Japanese history, but said she had specialised in studying the Japanese invasion of China and was ashamed by what her countrymen had done.

She told the Chinese media: "We have to respect the lessons of history and although we cannot obliterate it we can try and make recompense.

"I want to cure the wounds of China with my body, and I offer to do this by having sex with Chinese students in Japan."

"I think it would be a symbolic compensation for them," she added.

Think a blue eyed 5'11" 200 lb. guy can pass for Chinese?

Tell her your on the Basketball team

I have this sudden desire to study....overseas...in disguise

Wally wrote: Tell her your on the Basketball team

Holy crap. I know that's not photochopped but it just looks wrong. Yao Ming is not a tall man, he's a 4/3 scale model of a normal man. I never knew that until now.

SWEET!

I am going to apologize for slavery, genocide against the indians and the massacre in the Philippines right away!

Polish people have been wronged as well... I demand reparations.

Gimp wrote: Polish people have been wronged as well... I demand reparations.

That might not be a good idea. I've seen some german films and there is a lot of use of feces that I wouldn't want to be a part of a meaningful apology.

Whoa, whoa, whoa there cowboy. How about all the Irish need not apply stuff here at the turn of the century. Any red headsed Irish that feel slighted please call me at 1-800-555-1243.

My deep heart felt coldolances and a shoulder to cry on are on the way.

914Driver wrote: Whoa, whoa, whoa there cowboy. How about all the Irish need not apply stuff here at the turn of the century. Any red headsed Irish that feel slighted please call me at 1-800-555-1243. My deep heart felt coldolances and a shoulder to cry on are on the way.

I'll be right over, big fella!

My people were horribly mistreated by the locals when we arrived here in 1632.

At least for the first few weeks...

I have been oppressed by every culture currently on the planet

Please send representatives for my compensation to my home address.

914Driver wrote: Think a blue eyed 5'11" 200 lb. guy can pass for Chinese?

I think you're going to need these

The politically incorrect part of me want these ^ for the next autocross.

Shawn

She's an Adult Film Star.

Are we all forgetting about PEARL HARBOR!!!!!

There is some "apologizing" that needs to be done over here to you know...

Whoa. This is creepy.

She'll have to apologize me with enthusiasm to make up for the all the times my sushi arrived tainted with mayo, aoili or any other creamyness which was neither specified in the menu, depicted in photos and most certainly not requested by me.

and the fact that your wasabi was colored horseradish.

pete240z wrote: Whoa. This is creepy.

Carrot Top?

If you google her name with safe search off you can see her apologizing to several students at a time.

Does she realize just how many Chinese there are?

I am English that means that I demand sex from... E36 M3 I have a lot of apologizing to do.

I'm a small part Cherokee....line forms to the left...

JFX001 wrote: I'm a small part Cherokee....line forms to the left...

Funny, you look more like Reverand Jim than Junaluska.