N Sperlo
N Sperlo UberDork
5/10/12 7:10 a.m.

Yea, you read it right. Horse-jacking.

JoeyM
JoeyM GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
5/10/12 7:23 a.m.

He kicked a black percheron.

Eye for an eye. After we let it kick him back a few times, we won't need to worry about any other criminal charges.

SyntheticBlinkerFluid
SyntheticBlinkerFluid SuperDork
5/10/12 7:42 a.m.

A Percheron? This guy was seriously mental (or on crack) to be kicking and punching a Percheron. One kick from that horse anywhere above the beltline an that guy would have been in critical condition in the hospital instead of being just "knocked out" from a headlock.

RossD
RossD UltraDork
5/10/12 7:53 a.m.

Is that horse sick in the photo above? It's standing with his back legs out from under itself.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UberDork
5/10/12 7:56 a.m.

I'm going to take a wild guess and say drugs were involved...

JohnInKansas
JohnInKansas Reader
5/10/12 8:00 a.m.

Don't pull on Superman's cape. Don't spit into the wind. Don't pull the mask off of the Lone Ranger and don't kick Percherons.

JoeyM
JoeyM GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
5/10/12 8:11 a.m.
RossD wrote: Is that horse sick in the photo above? It's standing with his back legs out from under itself.

Nah, I think it's a draft horse (or at least a percheron) thing. Where's leslie when we have a question about horses?

SyntheticBlinkerFluid
SyntheticBlinkerFluid SuperDork
5/10/12 8:15 a.m.

It's a Percheron's stance. I have known people who own them. They are a proud looking horse.

RossD
RossD UltraDork
5/10/12 8:15 a.m.

My gf is a vet so now I look at horses differently. Of course before I didn't look at them at all.

DaveEstey
DaveEstey Dork
5/10/12 8:24 a.m.

Percherons have a forward lean to them when standing.

JoeyM
JoeyM GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
5/10/12 8:26 a.m.

Many moons ago I took a few classes at a veterinary college. The college's large animal clinic had a patient that was a grey percheron who had suffered a VERY bad colic. (My recollection is that it was due to bowl torsion. They kept pumping fluid out of his stomach, and adding IV fluid through the drip) Anyway, they were keeping him on an IV drip, and had brought the stuff in by the case because he was such a large animal.

He was wearing a naso-gastric tube, but soon had gotten pretty good at removing it. The rest of his stay with us, a bucket was kept over his nose (attached to halter) whenever he wasn't being supervised.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UberDork
5/10/12 8:46 a.m.
SyntheticBlinkerFluid wrote: It's a Percheron's stance. I have known people who own them. They are a proud looking horse.

I'd be pretty berkeleying proud too if I was that muscular... And hung like a horse.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker UltimaDork
5/10/12 8:49 a.m.
N Sperlo wrote: Yea, you read it right. Horse-jacking.

I thought that was going to something awful to watch.

MG Bryan
MG Bryan SuperDork
5/10/12 8:51 a.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
N Sperlo wrote: Yea, you read it right. Horse-jacking.
I thought that was going to something awful to watch.

And you clicked through anyway. Sick bastard.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UberDork
5/10/12 9:32 a.m.

In reply to MG Bryan:

beat me to it.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand UberDork
5/10/12 11:45 a.m.

That horse looks like a badass unlockable for your MMO character

And definitely don't google "horse jacking"...

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