Buy a houseplant.
Easier to leave behind than a red head on a rug.
Big mirrors on the walls? I've seen it done before, and it looks like you have an almost infinite amount of space.
Wally wrote: I didn't think of that at the time but I wonder what kind of decency laws the Germans have.
Don't know about the actual laws, but if sex had seatbelts, Germany might be a good place to wear them. The button downed rule following seems to be a facade.
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