Lyrics updated, ha! I'm going to have to memorize all the new lines. (She's 15 months old now, but damned if I'm not still singing her back to sleep at 2AM...)
Lyrics updated, ha! I'm going to have to memorize all the new lines. (She's 15 months old now, but damned if I'm not still singing her back to sleep at 2AM...)
No new lyrics to add...
Just wanted to thank you all for getting that song stuck in my head ALL MORNING.
That is all.
dimarra wrote: No new lyrics to add... Just wanted to thank you all for getting that song stuck in my head ALL MORNING. That is all.
Jav's song or Metallica?
When I read the thread title, the first thing that popped into my head was Enter Sandman...
If that Unimog won't climb, daddy's gonna buy you a 9-5-9.
If the 9-5-9 is fast, daddy's gonna buy a tank of gas.
Javelin wrote: Lyrics updated, ha! I'm going to have to memorize all the new lines. (She's 15 months old now, but damned if I'm not still singing her back to sleep at 2AM...)
They go through these phases..they'll be a time when they sleep all night, and you think you've finally got it licked. Then they have a growth spurt and start waking up hungry again.
You're a better car guy dad than I..my old standbys were "Ripple" by the Grateful Dead and "Alison" by Elvis Costello. I had a pretty good voice back then, nowadays every note that comes out of my mouth is flat.
When that 9-5-9 gets stolen, we'll import a hot rod Holden
drive it sitting on the right, squeal the tires in turns so tight
If that Holden feels too heavy, Daddy's gonna buy you something revvy
If your new Alfetta won't start, Daddy's gonna buy you a 500 Abarth [pronounced A-bart, right?]
Javelin wrote: I sing it to my 4.5 month old as I put her to bed! I need more lines.
Well if you are singing it to your daughter I guess you want to avoid using STi!
I figured I'd dredge this back up to pay homage to the inspiration for how I help get my little girl to sleep multiple times a week. It was sung as a continual work in progress for a few months, back when she was just a few months old, and eventually I ended up with this. It's certainly not perfect, but at this point I've got it so memorized that I'm done trying to improve it or squeeze in more lines.
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Hush little baby don't say a word, daddy's gonna buy you a Thunderbird
And if that Thunderbird won't roar, daddy's gonna buy you a 944
And if that Porsche is too slow, daddy's gonna buy you a GTO
And if that Goat won't handle great, daddy's gonna buy you an RX8
And if those apex seals go bad, daddy's gonna buy you a vintage Nomad
And if that Chevy is too rare, daddy's gonna buy you an early Corvair
And if Ralph Nader's book's a drag, daddy's gonna buy you a V12 Jag
And if repairs cost mucho dinero, daddy's gonna buy you a Fiero
And if that Pontiac catches fire, daddy's gonna buy you a Spitfire
And if Lucas-electrics are no fun, daddy's gonna buy you a 911
And if that drips oil like a hog, daddy's gonna buy you a Unimog
And if that is not very pious, daddy's gonna buy you a plug-in Prius
And if that hybrid is too lame, daddy's gonna buy you a Ford Fairlane
And if that old boat will not start, daddy's gonna buy you a slant-six Dart
And if that Mopar doesn't feel alive, daddy's gonna buy you an MX5
And if that Miata is too small, daddy's gonna buy you a turbo Regal
And if too-much-boost makes the engine go bang, daddy's gonna buy you a Fox Mustang
And if that V8 is too loud, daddy's gonna buy you a Silver Cloud
And if that Rolls is not very light, daddy's gonna buy you a bug-eye Sprite
And if that Healey doesn't take you far, daddy's gonna buy you a TVR
And if that takes you for a spin, daddy's gonna buy you a Reliant Robin
And if that trike rolls right on over, daddy's gonna buy you a classic Range Rover
And if that is not off-road Heaven, daddy's gonna buy you a CJ7
And if that Jeep still kind of sucks, daddy's gonna buy you a Toyota Hilux
And since that will not ever die, thus is the end of this lullaby
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