fiat22turbo
fiat22turbo GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
4/3/09 12:49 p.m.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/1848553.stm

The Duke of Edinburgh gave another foot-in-mouth display when he asked a Tamil priest about any links to the militant fighters the Tamil Tigers, during a visit to a Hindu temple with the Queen on her Golden Jubilee tour.

Such gaffes have become the prince's trademark while going about his official duties.

During a state visit to China in 1986, he famously told a group of British students: "If you stay here much longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed".

And speaking to a driving instructor in Oban, Scotland, he asked: "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?".

Other eyebrow-raising pronouncements have included:

Still throwing spears? (Question put to an Australian Aborigine during a visit in March 2002)

"British women can't cook." (1966)

"Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed." (during the 1981 recession)

"We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun, asking 'Are you all right? Are you sure you don't have a ghastly problem?' You just got on with it." (commenting in 1995 on modern stress counselling for servicemen)

"If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?" (in 1996, amid calls to ban firearms after the Dunblane shooting)

"Bloody silly fool!" (in 1997, referring to a Cambridge University car park attendant who failed to recognise him)

"It looks as if it was put in by an Indian." (in 1999, referring to an old-fashioned fuse box in a factory near Edinburgh)

"Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf." (in 1999, to young deaf people in Cardiff, referring to a school's steel band)

"They must be out of their minds." (in 1982, in the Solomon Islands, after being told that the annual population growth was only 5%)

"You are a woman, aren't you?" (in 1984, in Kenya, to a native woman who had presented him with a small gift)

"Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species in the world." (in 1991, in Thailand, after accepting a conservation award)

"Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease." (in 1992 in Australia, when asked to stroke a Koala bear)

"You can't have been here that long - you haven't got a pot belly." (in 1993, to a Briton in Budapest, Hungary)

"Aren't most of you descended from pirates?" (in 1994, to an islander in the Cayman Islands)

"You managed not to get eaten, then?" (in 1998, to a student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea)

"If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." (at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting)

I like some of those quotes, it seems like his sense of humor just isn't well understood. Reminds me of the recent uproar over Obama's "special olympics" remark.

rebelgtp
rebelgtp Dork
4/3/09 1:01 p.m.

LOL some of those really are hilarious

CrackMonkey
CrackMonkey Reader
4/3/09 1:20 p.m.

The guy is a relic from a by-gone age. He is what he is. Once you remember he's really old and is old-school European royalty, it isn't shocking.

NYG95GA
NYG95GA Dork
4/3/09 4:00 p.m.

Sardonic defined. I kinda like him, in an old school sort of way. I'm so tired of "politically correct" at the expense of humor.

But then again, I'm Scottish.

Never mind.

neon4891
neon4891 SuperDork
4/3/09 4:08 p.m.

those are great

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
4/3/09 4:10 p.m.

his sons are not much better.. there is a reason the queen has not stepped down

John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
4/3/09 4:23 p.m.
NYG95GA wrote: Sardonic defined. I kinda like him, in an old school sort of way. I'm so tired of "politically correct" at the expense of humor. But then again, I'm Scottish. Never mind.

No, not never mind. Really. The world needs a dose of political reality instead of political correctness.

Twin_Cam
Twin_Cam Dork
4/3/09 5:47 p.m.

Hahaha some of those are pretty good. Me personally...I think politics would be 100% less annoying if they all took themselves less seriously and said crap like this now and then...

Lesley
Lesley SuperDork
4/3/09 10:51 p.m.

LOL, I grew up in a British family, that's pretty standard fare.

MitchellC
MitchellC HalfDork
4/4/09 1:32 a.m.

The image that comes to mind is a white male sitting atop an elephant commanding a tour guide to shoot at another elephant. "Hunting sir! Isn't it grand!"

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
4/4/09 1:57 a.m.

I'm pretty sure we must be related

mel_horn
mel_horn HalfDork
4/4/09 1:36 p.m.

Hell, Joe Biden makes the Duke look like a rookie...

("What's the number for that website?")

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