I am a harbinger of darkness. I emanate an energy so powerful the light runs from my sight.
Seriously, over the last 24 hours I have had 16 lights go bad. Two in the garage at home and fourteen at work. I just walk in and the lights go out. This can't be a coincidence can it?
From here on you shall be known as LUCAS the Prince of Darkness!
Wait, that is already taken.
Witch!
Is your garage and work on the same power grid - is anyone else experiencing similar super powers.
Do other things quit working too? Computers, radios? Maybe you are the power miser. 
Every time I drive on a lighted interstate numerous lights will go out as I approach.
I have never thought of a plausible reason why.
Mutants.
They are among us. 
Not quite as impressive as having the power to make swmbo NOT leave lights on.
prince of darkness?
Woody wrote: Witch!
And, what do we do with witches?
WildScotsRacing wrote:Woody wrote: Witch!And, what do we do with witches?
I could hang out with Alyssa Milano and Rose McGowan 
Nick (LUCAS) Comstock wrote: I am a harbinger of darkness. I emanate an energy so powerful the light runs from my sight. Seriously, over the last 24 hours I have had 16 lights go bad. Two in the garage at home and fourteen at work. I just walk in and the lights go out. This can't be a coincidence can it?
FTFY.
Nick (Not-Stig) Comstock wrote:WildScotsRacing wrote:I could hang out with Alyssa Milano and Rose McGowanWoody wrote: Witch!And, what do we do with witches?
What did you do to Rose?
He's a WITCH!
BURN HIM!
In reply to Stefan (Not Bruce):
Only if he weighs the same as a duck, duhh.
captdownshift wrote: Not quite as impressive as having the power to make swmbo NOT leave lights on.
this idea you speak of only exists in childrens fairy tales and storys of fiction... if we, in the real world, could only be so lucky
Stefan (Not Bruce) wrote:Nick (Not-Stig) Comstock wrote:WildScotsRacing wrote:I could hang out with Alyssa Milano and Rose McGowanWoody wrote: Witch!And, what do we do with witches?
No, no, no, nononono. NO.
WildScotsRacing wrote: In reply to Stefan (Not Bruce): Only if he weighs the same as a duck, duhh.
what if he weighs less than a duck?
edizzle89 wrote:captdownshift wrote: Not quite as impressive as having the power to make swmbo NOT leave lights on.this idea you speak of only exists in childrens fairy tales and storys of fiction... if we, in the real world, could only be so lucky
Wife left for work this morning at about 5:30. I was still asleep. I got up at 6, and turned out the entryway light, her CLOSET LIGHT, the bathroom light, and the kitchen nook light. She was awake and moving around for about 30 minutes before she left. She left 4 lights on. I have to turn the bathroom light out at least twice a day.
mtn wrote:edizzle89 wrote:Wife left for work this morning at about 5:30. I was still asleep. I got up at 6, and turned out the entryway light, her CLOSET LIGHT, the bathroom light, and the kitchen nook light. She was awake and moving around for about 30 minutes before she left. She left 4 lights on. I have to turn the bathroom light out at least twice a day.captdownshift wrote: Not quite as impressive as having the power to make swmbo NOT leave lights on.this idea you speak of only exists in childrens fairy tales and storys of fiction... if we, in the real world, could only be so lucky
Take the added electrical expense out of her makeup allowance
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