I (heart) My Wife - FAIL

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0316093marriage1.html

Oh, man. Fireproof reference FTW, even if it is under bad circumstances.

The first sign he was at the breaking point was the shirt; denial is a very strong emotional force, and very few men would don that garment on purpose. Kinda like screaming I LOVE YOU at the top of your lungs; it's a red flag.

LOL check out some of the other pictures with funny t-shirts

Loooove my wife, loooove my marriage! Sometimes ya just gotta choke a bitch.

EricM wrote: LOL check out some of the other pictures with funny t-shirts

The first guy still had his bandage from giving blood, now he has to wait a year

NYG95GA wrote: The first sign he was at the breaking point was the shirt; denial is a very strong emotional force, and very few men would don that garment on purpose. Kinda like screaming I LOVE YOU at the top of your lungs; it's a red flag.

I have that shirt, and wear it.

In fact, I wore it at the Challenge this year.

Are you telling me something?

Duke wrote: Oh, man. Fireproof reference FTW, even if it is under bad circumstances.

Thanks for the positive spin, Duke.

I'd seen the article already. Kinda disturbing.

SVreX wrote:

NYG95GA wrote: The first sign he was at the breaking point was the shirt; denial is a very strong emotional force, and very few men would don that garment on purpose. Kinda like screaming I LOVE YOU at the top of your lungs; it's a red flag.

I have that shirt, and wear it. In fact, I wore it at the Challenge this year. Are you telling me something?

Only that you should wear a "I (heart) my Yugo" shirt to the challenge instead. Past that, I got nothing..

I got a LOT more grief this year for wearing my "SVreX" shirt than for my "I (heart) my Marriage" shirt.

Maybe some of you goons just weren't man enough to tell me what you really thought!

SVreX wrote: I got a LOT more grief this year for wearing my "SVreX" shirt than for my "I (heart) my Marriage" shirt. Maybe some of you goons just weren't man enough to tell me what you really thought!

You are one of the few that can pull it off. For me, the "lovely" talk should stay intimate, and private. But, knowing you, I can understand; you are a man of strong family convictions, and I applaud you for it.

He should have one like I got at Myrtle Beach a while back, "I (club) My Seal.
I like this one:

Prevented her from breathing normally? I love cop-speak. He was choking her!

Anybody remember the Gallheger bumper sticker that read:

"I (spade) my dog." ?

NYG95GA wrote: Anybody remember the Gallheger bumper sticker that read: "I (spade) my dog." ?

First thing I thought of...