After dealing with a rep from an extended warranty company on the phone today for about three hours I figured out what I want to do for a living. I could hear the guy playing solitaire in the background, he was as course as sandpaper and by his demeanor I am certain his nickname is "Dick".
I want to work a warranty administration call center when I grow up!
I want a desk job when I grow up. Mindless bullE36 M3 while sitting must be better than mindless bullE36 M3 and standing for 8 hours. And I think it pays better.
i always wanted to be a Mattress Salesman, nobody really comes in and you could sleep on them... 
DukeOfUndersteer wrote: i always wanted to be a Mattress Salesman
Plus if you happen to be a mattress salesman in the film "Gigantic" you'll get to bed John Goodman's daughter who happens to be Zooey Deschanel.
... also, you'll do shrooms with your grandfather... which is just cool.
ansonivan wrote:DukeOfUndersteer wrote: i always wanted to be a Mattress SalesmanPlus if you happen to be a mattress salesman in the film "Gigantic" you'll get to bed John Goodman's daughter who happens to be Zooey Deschanel. ... also, you'll do shrooms with your grandfather... which is just cool.
damn, get with Zooey Deschanel? And do shrooms with Walter Sobchek? I think i need to see this movie!
My kid got invited by a wine salesman to play golf at a pro course outside Manhattan, drinks, tents and umbrella girls every other hole. Drinks, buffet, all you can eat hot & cold cabana girls and then was handed tickets to a Yankees game.
I want to be a wine distributor if I grow up.
Dan
"if i grow up" dan, i like your style
914Driver wrote: My kid got invited by a wine salesman to play golf at a pro course outside Manhattan, drinks, tents and umbrella girls every other hole. Drinks, buffet, all you can eat hot & cold cabana girls and then was handed tickets to a Yankees game. I want to be a wine distributor if I grow up. Dan
"all you can eat hot & cold cabana girls"?
NICE.
If I grow up, I wanna be a dinosaur!
Shawn
Buzz Killington wrote: "all you can eat hot & cold cabana girls"? NICE.
Forget the "cold".
Gimme some "hot" pizza, cabana girls, tacos; I'm good!
DukeOfUndersteer wrote: i always wanted to be a Mattress Salesman, nobody really comes in and you could sleep on them...
I think I'd enjoy being a mattress tester. I think I'm qualified too.
what is all this talk of growing up?
Trans_Maro wrote: If I grow up, I wanna be a dinosaur! Shawn
or a BEAR... rowr!
I wanna be a fire engine.
Wally wrote: I wanna be a fire engine.
If ya got the flow you get the dough!
oldsaw wrote: Gimme some "hot" tacos;
Mind out of gutter, mind out of gutter.... too late 
John Brown wrote: I want to work a warranty administration call center when I grow up!
Only one problem with you plan John, you would probably have to move to India with all the rest of the call centers. 
Oh yeah, when I grow up I want to be 17 again.
When I grow up I want to drive race cars.
When I grow up, I want to be famous, I want to be a star, I want to be in movies.
(this is probably the wrong audience for that song...)
maroon92 wrote: When I grow up, I want to be famous, I want to be a star, I want to be in movies. (this is probably the wrong audience for that song...)
Either the one by the Bob Costascatdolls, Nickleback, or the classic "they're going to put me in the movies"
originally, obviously I heard about it from the Bob Costas Cat Dolls. Later, I found the remake by Mayday Parade on "punk goes pop", and I still kinda like it.
Music doesn't make kids want to kill kids, but Nickleback makes me want to kill Nickleback.
Wally wrote: I wanna be a fire engine.
Could be worse - you could be an ad man. "Volvo - they're boxy, but they're good."
When you have an accident do you want sexy or safe?
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