I like my cars like I like my women:

I like my cars like I like my women:

Italian and high maintenance. German with junk in the trunk. with a nice throaty rumble. black and fast.

under 2000 pounds. English and hard to turn on. high mileage and fully depreciated.

Your turn!

Cheap and easy!

oh god

Fast

Loud and obnoxious

loud, stripped, obnoxious, low, fast.......

Small and loose

A nice pair of tata's is nice:

Some people like 911's.... you know... because they like it in the rear...

This thread is perfect, car related, but BORDERLINE sexual innuendos

Ermmmm.... stripped and gutted?

Wait... that doesn't work so well.

OOOO I KNOW I KNOW!!!!!!

CAGED!!!!

Turbo cars are like hot women. A little edgy, every guy wants one, some guys can't handle them, and if you throw a little alcohol in them, they'll rock your world!

Beef Supreme- Perfection

Conquest351 wrote: Turbo cars are like hot women. A little edgy, every guy wants one, some guys can't handle them, and if you throw a little alcohol in them, they'll rock your world!

They need to be well oiled before you run them hard?

Small, agile, curvy, and much more powerful than expected.

Doesn't mind being tossed into the corners, but can handle the straight away as well. (Did I say that out loud??)

Broken and half disassembled? I don't get it.

Joey

Light, nimble, responsive, and eager to please.

But, now matter how hot she looks or how good she could be in the corners, someone, somewhere is tired of putting up with her ______ (insert quirky handling, constant breaking, expensive tires, etc. here)

^ hahaha

SVreX wrote: Small, agile, curvy, and much more powerful than expected. Doesn't mind being tossed into the corners, but can handle the straight away as well. (Did I say that out loud??)

I think that's actually the closest one to being serious...at least for me lol for both women and cars

attractive, and old enough to be legally imported

running and barely legal?

dinger wrote: Light, nimble, responsive, and eager to please.

^This

And with a little age on them so the bugs have been worked out. Yeah, they may need a little work but name one that doesn't.

Rented

word lol

Conquest351 wrote: Turbo cars are like hot women. A little edgy, every guy wants one, some guys can't handle them, and if you throw a little alcohol in them, they'll rock your world!

...and if you push them hard enough... they will blow.....

Not exactly pretty but willing to play in the mud