fasted58 wrote: What I get: Out of date styling, power and chassis, poor maintenance, sagging suspension w/ loss of rebound, needs bodywork, leaky cylinder, sluggish response and poor vacuum.
LOL
"makes me sweat keeping on top of it"
fasted58 wrote: What I get: Out of date styling, power and chassis, poor maintenance, sagging suspension w/ loss of rebound, needs bodywork, leaky cylinder, sluggish response and poor vacuum.
LOL
"makes me sweat keeping on top of it"
With boobs! 
Shelby Dodge = Fast ,cheap and may (strike that) WILL leave a puddle some where.
I like them with some mileage and a few dings and dent , so I can blame that part on someone else. 
Paul B
Xceler8x wrote: With boobs!
You must like the FHM mini cooper http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5tPTB6-qRYg/SkkcF-WbiuI/AAAAAAAACmk/e1rTHjKJXwM/s400/fhm-mini.jpg
with racing stripes?
Brilliant, experienced, and inviting.
All these descriptions.....yeah I really wouldn't mind a woman! haha
Sleek, muscular, graceful, fast but dependable, and dangerous if I do something stupid. Preferably in RED!
Interesting.
Journalist driving a BMW: Gorgeous, didn't pay anything for it, drives brilliantly, treats me right because I said I'm going to make it even more famous, new enough that the lousy build quality and absurd wiring hasn't kicked in yet, and going to give it back as soon as I'm done. They'll always give me another one.
With magic spinning triangles? Turbocharged? none of those work...
With lots of personality? That one works. Cuddly? that doens't work with cars...except for my van, which is also gigantic, arthritic, and spouting alarming amounts of poisonous fumes...ewww
let's say......with a bag of Doritos and 3d glasses on then
fasted58 wrote: What I want: What I get: .
Out on a ride, my brother Bob swapped his Harley with my son who has a sport bike. After he got off Bob said the 600cc rocket was like boinking an 18 year old cheerleader Gymnist. My harley on the other hand is a 46 year old divorcee with five kids.
Yeah, that's about right....
Noisy, loud, fast, some stylish bulges, with the odd fluid leak and fresh rubber.
oh wait.....
used
quiet (but maybe I'm coming at it from a different angle here).
topless and wet ...
Borrowed from friends, driven hard, and returned slightly worn......
15 years old, japanese, and smuggled across the canadian border with a handle of crown in 'em?
Driven from the rear
With flares?
A little top heavy?
Well reviewed?
Lots of bang for my buck?
Somehow, Cougar keeps popping into my head.
With all the right option boxes checked off...
Radio delete.
I lol'd innapropriately in my work environment at the Cougar.
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