I like my cars like I like my women:

I Like my women like my tires, shaved.

Has good grip, good feedback and makes pleasent noises while cooling down from a hard lap.

Cheap, oily, smelly and on fire.

Good flowing lines loud enough to let the neighbors know we're home, and most of all likes a spirited drive any time

93EXCivic wrote: Small, light, tossable, with a few curves and no power accessories and made in or before 1994.

fixed to suit me (I was made in 1993 and am thus 17 currently)

....hey Slyp, are you on Scale 4X4? I remember that name and only being 13 or 14 at the time in like 05 or 06.....is that you!?

yeah, one in the same, same tag over there also but I'm nowhere near as active on there as I used to be

ahhh lol yeah same i'm TLT Boy I thought so, I knew I recognized it when I saw it here, glad to see someone over there that reads GRM haha

haha yeah, I'm actually a bit surprised there isn't more carry over from that forum to this one

yeah I know, especially Stu lol

sorry for the hijack!

small, light, agile, fast, handles good, grips good, makes all the right noises, wonderful feedback, nice curves in all the right places, likes it more the harder you push, can go for a long time without a rest stop, and looks very nice from the rear

oh, and round headlights

damn that really makes me want a woman..like that!! haha

Small, light, agile, nimble, nice lines and Asian.

with as little cancer as possible?

Reliable, easy on the eyes, easy to drive, can be pushed hard without anything breaking.

Cheap and dependable.

Since I'm female and straight, this doesn't exactly work for me. The best I can do is: I like my cars like I like my women...reliable and without any backstabbing - er - backfiring.

How about: I like cars like I like my men...quiet and easily pushed around? :D

That doesn't work, either. Sorry, guys, the truth is, I like my cars way better than I like my men. Just ask my ex-husband. ;)

that is awesomer lol

dollraves wrote: Since I'm female and straight, this doesn't exactly work for me. The best I can do is: I like my cars like I like my women...reliable and without any backstabbing - er - backfiring. How about: I like cars like I like my men...quiet and easily pushed around? :D That doesn't work, either. Sorry, guys, the truth is, I like my cars way better than I like my men. Just ask my ex-husband. ;)

How about, "If they are not in it for the long distance, they'll get left behind, or swapped for something more potent!"

... self-lubricating.

Phantom

low maintenance and easy on gas.

Aged 15 years and mixed up with coke!

Oh crap, that's how I like my women... ...er... ...I mean whiskey.

filthy

I like my women the way I like my coffee:

Ground up and in the freezer.

I like my women the way I like my coffee:

Ground up and in the freezer.

Redheads are like jaguars: a reputation for higher performance and luxury, but ultimate you end up spending five times as much for ten times the headache, and really you're just paying for a status symbol.