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carguy123
carguy123 SuperDork
2/25/11 9:28 p.m.

"What could be more natural than fresh, free-range mother's milk in an ice cream?"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/24/breast-milk-ice-cream_n_827850.html

JoeyM
JoeyM GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
2/25/11 10:03 p.m.

why?

carguy123
carguy123 SuperDork
2/25/11 10:09 p.m.

Did you pay attention to how much he gets a scoop?

And who knows it might even be good for you. Help give you immunization against disease?

Wasn't there someone just recently on the board looking for a new job? It's not car related, but someone is going to need to monitor the milking process to make sure everything is done up to standards.

NickF40
NickF40 GRM+ Memberand Reader
2/25/11 10:11 p.m.

boobies

MitchellC
MitchellC Dork
2/25/11 11:17 p.m.

I have never considered the cow's fitness when consuming normal milk products, so why must I worry about the attractiveness of the women providing this milk? I can't help it.

Osterkraut
Osterkraut SuperDork
2/26/11 12:11 a.m.
MitchellC wrote: I have never considered the cow's fitness when consuming normal milk products, so why must I worry about the attractiveness of the women providing this milk? I can't help it.

HA! A recent Facebook chat when something like this:
me: I'm going to require mine from only hot boobies, though
me: drinking ugly millk no thanks

How I justify it? I don't want to have sex with cows.

MitchellC
MitchellC Dork
2/26/11 1:07 a.m.

furthering that theme, do you really want to drink milk from breasts?

Osterkraut
Osterkraut SuperDork
2/26/11 1:20 a.m.
MitchellC wrote: furthering that theme, do you really want to drink milk from breasts?

What are breasts but udders I want to use as mouth-pillows?

Ignorant
Ignorant SuperDork
2/26/11 6:38 a.m.

you ever seen the boobs monthers milk comes from?

Pretty they are not.. All swollen and beat up from the little kiddo. Cracked nipples full of blood and puss..

Yeah. No thanks.

92CelicaHalfTrac
92CelicaHalfTrac SuperDork
2/26/11 6:51 a.m.
Ignorant wrote: you ever seen the boobs monthers milk comes from? Pretty they are not.. All swollen and beat up from the little kiddo. Cracked nipples full of blood and puss.. Yeah. No thanks.

Check, please!

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 Dork
2/26/11 6:55 a.m.

The entrepreneurial spirit lives on!

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
2/26/11 7:33 a.m.
Ignorant wrote: you ever seen the boobs monthers milk comes from? Pretty they are not.. All swollen and beat up from the little kiddo. Cracked nipples full of blood and puss.. Yeah. No thanks.

even if that was a direct quote from mrs iggy, i'm left to wonder if she'd want it in her intarwebz biography...

DrBoost
DrBoost SuperDork
2/26/11 8:07 a.m.

Boy, I'm glad it's "Free-range" milk. I'm sure the breast milk from those caged moms isn't as good, or good for you.

Ignorant
Ignorant SuperDork
2/26/11 10:48 a.m.
AngryCorvair wrote:
Ignorant wrote: you ever seen the boobs monthers milk comes from? Pretty they are not.. All swollen and beat up from the little kiddo. Cracked nipples full of blood and puss.. Yeah. No thanks.
even if that was a direct quote from mrs iggy, i'm left to wonder if she'd want it in her intarwebz biography...

It's all over her bookfaces.

A funny note: A mutual friend grew up on a dairy farm in Upstate NY and he responds to her bookface posts with something about remembering that from the farm.. My wife was not amused.

A couple doses of antibitotics, yes she had infections in both of them, and she's all healed up.

Osterkraut
Osterkraut SuperDork
2/26/11 11:04 a.m.

Chebbie_SB
Chebbie_SB HalfDork
2/26/11 12:08 p.m.

Look on the bright side, must have been a slow news day for that story to get chosen.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
2/26/11 1:28 p.m.
DrBoost wrote: Boy, I'm glad it's "Free-range" milk. I'm sure the breast milk from those caged moms isn't as good, or good for you.

I have seen some 5 minute clips from movies about "caged moms". They had huge udders.

carguy123
carguy123 SuperDork
2/26/11 2:51 p.m.
Ignorant wrote: you ever seen the boobs monthers milk comes from? Pretty they are not.. All swollen and beat up from the little kiddo. Cracked nipples full of blood and puss.. Yeah. No thanks.

You sir, have scarred me for life!!

Lesley
Lesley SuperDork
2/26/11 3:26 p.m.
Osterkraut wrote:

Shania Twain's smooth skin secret. Really. Not sure if that includes her boobs or not.

Osterkraut
Osterkraut SuperDork
2/26/11 3:32 p.m.
Lesley wrote:
Osterkraut wrote:
Shania Twain's smooth skin secret. Really. Not sure if that includes her boobs or not.

Those damn resourceful Canadians!

Lesley
Lesley SuperDork
2/26/11 3:54 p.m.

I've always got a tin of that at the barn, it's great for horse's heels (prone to cracking) and dry chapped hands.

neon4891
neon4891 SuperDork
2/27/11 12:05 a.m.
Osterkraut wrote:

I grew up using that with a band aid instead of neosporin

Ignorant
Ignorant SuperDork
2/27/11 7:24 a.m.

yeah.. she was too far gone for bag balm.

The new little guy was such a chewer and had done so much damage; that after feedings he started spitting up huge wads of blood. Which prompted a very panicked visit to the doctor...

vampire baby.

Brett_Murphy
Brett_Murphy GRM+ Memberand Reader
2/28/11 8:25 p.m.

My wife used pure lanolin. That stuff isn't cheap.

Strizzo
Strizzo SuperDork
3/1/11 12:24 p.m.

careful! Breast milk ice cream causes hepatitis scare in London

http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/international/breast-milk-ice-cream-causes-hepatitis-fears-in-london-20110301-ncx

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