I wrote something!

Just gonna leave this right here...

http://bangshift.com/bangshiftapex/high-school-confidential-hilarious-story-psuedosport-monte-carlo-near-death-experiences/

Ever wonder where GRM Forum member Pseudosport got his screen name? Read this.

I have been wanting to write for a very long time, so this is really cool. I am pumped!

Spelling error in article title!

Edit: Good article though! Haha

In reply to SilverFleet:

Thanks for sharing that! I'm laughing and having flashbacks to high school.

GameboyRMH wrote: Spelling error in article title! Edit: Good article though! Haha

Blame the Bangshift guys on that!

I have more stories to tell, and I can't wait to tell them. And BTW, this is a TRUE story. Ask Pseudosport himself, he will tell you!

emailed!

Great story. The part about the rear window with the Calvin sticker suddenly attacking a Ford Explorer was hilarious.

Nice job!

I enjoyed that.

Nice read!

I have a Gonzo mis-adventure story from 2003 or 2004 when my brother and I headed down to Southeast Missouri to catch the Rally in the 100 Acre Wood. I would send that in but I'd have to use a false name... but now everyone knows it would be my story...

Sorry for the jackin' but is anyone stuck at a computer all day and willing to help me edit articles?

Oh man, we had so many adventures in that car. Great job on the story!

PseudoSport wrote: Oh man, we had so many adventures in that car. Great job on the story!

Remember the time you installed nitrous and used the bigger jets by mistake and spat out piston rings out the exhaust?

So what ever became of the PseudoSport?

Good story, btw. My HS friends were much to lame for adventures like that.

In reply to Richard Nixon:

Read the post above yours about the nitrous.

After that, it was the end.

It was getting rotted, and it got sold to some kids in some partial trade that included a very shady S10 Blazer. By that time, Greg had Blazer fetish and had a 2WD 2.8 V6-powered Blazer that he was planning to swap a 350 into, and he also picked up a 1969 Camaro.

In reply to SilverFleet:

lol, yeah turns out I was running a 150 shot on a 150hp 305. I'm surprised that engine lasted almost 2 weeks.

Do you remember stealth mode past the cop on Rt-3?

Great job - very entertaining!

PseudoSport wrote: In reply to SilverFleet: lol, yeah turns out I was running a 150 shot on a 150hp 305. I'm surprised that engine lasted almost 2 weeks. Do you remember stealth mode past the cop on Rt-3?

Stealth Mode was both good and bad. You see guys, the car was wearing black primer most of the time, so it had that stealth fighter look to it but with a tinge of white trash.

We were blasting down a local highway in the thing on the way back from a mall (some time after the events of the story I wrote) and with the needle well buried, we see a speed trap and yell "COP!!!!!!" Greg just tosses it in neutral and shuts the lights off. We coast on by at triple digit speeds, and the cop didn't see us at all. Dumb, but effective!

The downside is that if the car was parked in a dark, low-light area, you would spend all night trying to find the thing.

So did SBF ever get in on this? Or is this before his time?

In reply to mndsm:

My brain is broken from shoveling and huffing pig rich exhaust from my snowblower.

SBF?

I think he means Synthetic Blinker Fluid.

Ahh... yes! Stupid....

This was a few years before Rob entered the picture. Greg went to college with him, and that's how we all met.

Gotcha

Yeah I heard all about the Psuedosport. I remember the Blazer though. That was short lived before the XJ Cherokee and then Greg's XJ fetish started.

I do remember Greg telling me a Blazer story, about how he got into an argument with Pam over a radio station and ripped the radio out of the dashboard and threw it out the window while driving.

SyntheticBlinkerFluid wrote: Yeah I heard all about the Psuedosport. I remember the Blazer though. That was short lived before the XJ Cherokee and then Greg's XJ fetish started. I do remember Greg telling me a Blazer story, about how he got into an argument with Pam over a radio station and ripped the radio out of the dashboard and threw it out the window while driving.

LOL, I remember that too! The radio was just kinda placed in the dash. He may have done this in the XJ too.

Rob, were you there when we pulled the Camaro's 307 with a straight weightlifting bar and dragged the nugget all over the yard with a chain attached to a truck, with sparks flying everywhere from hitting rocks? That was a blast!