Ice-cream poo to be DNA tested| Off-Topic Discussion forum |

Tim Baxter Online Editor
10/31/08 2:40 p.m.

Best headline ever

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/10/29/2404835.htm?section=justin

JmfnB GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
10/31/08 3:08 p.m.

No ma'am that's our new "Nutty Surprise!"

GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand Dork
10/31/08 4:21 p.m.

This is the best first line of an article ever:

http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2008/07/10/bird-city-noise-02.html

Jay HalfDork
10/31/08 4:39 p.m.

I want to study great tits. Dammit, I'm in the wrong field.

Jensenman SuperDork
10/31/08 4:56 p.m.

I did a comparison study of tits from so so to great and came to the conclusion that all of 'em are pretty nice.

Will New Reader
10/31/08 6:28 p.m.

My favorite headline ever: "Pecker to Fill Top Slot in Asia."

Turned out the article was about a guy surnamed Pecker assuming VP duties of some company's Asian operations. I was disappointed.

Ice-cream poo to be DNA tested