David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
9/29/17 10:05 a.m.

Although I guess props to them for correctly spelling help in the two other instances in the same sentence. 

Just got this:

 

Dear User,

 

Your Microsoft office account has some security issues and needs to be fixed at once. For us to help keep you safe you need to verify your account so we can hep you take corrective measures to help protect your account. Endeavor to respond to this instruction to ensure that your Microsoft account is not suspended.


Verify your account

 

This is a mandatory service communication 

Privacy | Legal 

Microsoft Office
One Microsoft Way
Redmond, WA
98052-6399 USA        

gearheadmb
gearheadmb Dork
9/29/17 10:10 a.m.

I get emails twice a week that i need to log into my paypai account before it gets locked.

NEALSMO
NEALSMO UberDork
9/29/17 10:11 a.m.

"endeavor to respond".  Yep, sounds totally legit

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
9/29/17 10:12 a.m.
NEALSMO said:

"endeavor to respond".  Yep, sounds totally legit

That's now part of my standard e-mail signature. 

John Welsh
John Welsh MegaDork
9/29/17 10:58 a.m.

In reply to David S. Wallens :

Does this now mean that I have Endeavored?  

Do you remember (the much forgotten) Mitsubishi Endeavor?  

 

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ UltraDork
9/29/17 11:05 a.m.

In reply to John Welsh :

I saw a mailbox get Endeavored once;  the driver was texting.

stanger_missle
stanger_missle GRM+ Memberand Dork
9/29/17 11:12 a.m.

HEP ME HEP ME!

 

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
9/29/17 11:16 a.m.
stanger_missle said:

HEP ME HEP ME!

 

kazoospec
kazoospec SuperDork
9/29/17 11:31 a.m.
David S. Wallens said:
NEALSMO said:

"endeavor to respond".  Yep, sounds totally legit

That's now part of my standard e-mail signature. 

South of Indy, I believe this translates to: "Fixin' ta holler at ya". 

z31maniac
z31maniac MegaDork
9/29/17 11:32 a.m.

ITT:

People who don't use GMail.

 

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
9/29/17 12:56 p.m.

Thus thread does not contain a jam band.

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
9/29/17 4:45 p.m.

In reply to David S. Wallens :

I am a fan of "please do the needful. "

paranoid_android74
paranoid_android74 UltraDork
9/29/17 4:57 p.m.

Out of curiosity, I looked up some alternative wordings for them using a thesaurus.

"Venture to react"

"Aim to reply"

"Enterprise to answer"

Whatever they were translating from, I think they nailed it.

aircooled
aircooled MegaDork
9/29/17 8:40 p.m.
AClockworkGarage
AClockworkGarage HalfDork
9/30/17 2:05 a.m.

Scam emails like this often intentionally use improper spelling or questionable phrasing to weed out the people smart enough to not fall for it.

Wall-e
Wall-e GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
9/30/17 2:53 a.m.

That could have easily been sent by our it department at work.

SVreX
SVreX MegaDork
9/30/17 7:45 a.m.

They weren't trying to say "Help".  They were trying g to say "Hef":

"...So we can Hef you take corrective measures".

It's important, 'cause everyone wants to be Hef, right?? cheeky

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