I'm going on a date with (an) Amy tomorrow.

to go way back in this thread Edd China is the freakishly tall mechanic from Wheeler Dealers.

I survived my date with Amy. There will be at least a second, so we'll see if this Amy turns out to be an Amy.

Does she have a friend named Amy?

I don't think she has a friend named Amy, so I should be safe.

I have a friend named Amy. She's a bit of a freak. She's also in the Army reserves so she has access to big weapons. Hm, challenge accepted.

(For the record, I missed the whole Amy thing so I'm riding the coat tails of this thread)

Due to my eye-typo, these two 80's ad jingles are stuck in my head:

"Be all that you can be, with the Amy Reserve."

and

"We don't ask for experience, we give it."

I once dated an Amy from Britain, pronounced ahh-ME. It's sounds like she fits this train wreck perfectly

Well, I'm waiting for date 2 to see if it's going anywhere. She's sick right now, so this weekend's planned date may not go on as planned.

In reply to Derick Freese:

By "sick right now", does she mean "hanging out with Curtis this weekend"?

In reply to Woody:

or fasted?

Maybe Curtis IS fasted?

I don't understand this thread at all but it reminded me about one of my favorite movies:

I loved that movie. That was my first time hearing about fisting.

And no, she has a cold. I'm thinking about making her some soup as a get well meal. Too soon?

Back in the 80s my best friend started dating my sister. After a couple of years my sister decided to "move up". He had grown a full on "Duck Dynasty" beard long before it was considered acceptable. After that my buddy and I drifted apart. A couple or 3 years later my buddy invites me and my sister to his wedding. Turns out he is engaged to an Amy. First time I meet her is a couple of days before the wedding. She was cute but a little heavy. My sister and I show up at the wedding and OH MY BERKELYING GOD. Every woman on AMY's side of the aisle is 500 pounds plus. I'm not exaggerating. My sister and I can't believe it. Does he think somehow she is going to be the one that doesn't go supernova as soon as she gets married? I see him several years later when he asks me to come over and give him my opinion on restoring his 69 Camaro. He has two kids running around in diapers. Amy comes home from the store as I'm in the driveway looking over the car. She is 3 bills plus. She has greasy unwashed hair. She's wearing dirty tight pink sweat pants, and a dirty white cut off sweat shirt. I excused myself, got in the car and drove away. Haven't seen him since. To this day, the name AMY is forever attached to that image. Did I mention she had just gotten back from the grocery store looking like that???

ddavidv wrote: I don't understand this thread at all but it reminded me about one of my favorite movies:

"I'll trace a chalk line around your dead berkeleying body!"

In reply to tr8todd:

Now that sounds like my cousin Amy, at least on the weight side.

My.chiro is named Amy. I suspect she may be of the freaky variety.

This girl runs a small manufacturing business. No trailer trash here.

mndsm wrote: Maybe Curtis IS fasted?

Holy E36 M3, I never really even thought of that. However, Curtis' life events (as portrayed on grm) don't match fasted's timeline-wise. Of course, this is the internet so I typically distrust anyone's story that makes it sound like crazy antics and a wild story happen without any negative consequences (just like people's lives on facebook).

Derick Freese wrote: I loved that movie. That was my first time hearing about fisting.

Woody wrote:

Derick Freese wrote: I loved that movie. That was my first time hearing about fisting.

".......now clap....."