I'm guessing you don't swallow them in a condom

It took 92 elephants before someone realized they were being smuggled

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39946108/ns/world_news-world_environment/

Five held as cops bust elephant smuggling ring

Selling elephants is barred under Indian law, but there is a thriving trade GAUHATI, India — Indian police busted an elephant smuggling ring, arresting five people and seizing three wild elephants, authorities said Monday.

Documents seized during the operation Sunday night showed the gang had smuggled at least 92 elephants from the northeastern state of Assam to other parts of India over the past five years, said police Superintendent P. K. Dutta.

Selling elephants is barred under Indian law and even getting permission to move domesticated elephants between states is a lengthy and complicated procedure.

Regardless, authorities say there remains a thriving trade in elephants, with many wealthy landowners in the states of Bihar and Uttar Pradesh buying the elephants as status symbols.

Authorities say the elephants are usually transported by truck. The smugglers are suspected of colluding with forestry officials, who have checkpoints along the major roads to prevent this type of smuggling.

Somebody send Mike Rowe over there. I wanna see "elephant smuggling" in an episode of Dirty Jobs.

Be right back. I need to go poop an elephant.

question is.. what can you smuggle INSIDE an elephant

1988RedT2 wrote: Be right back. I need to go poop an elephant.

Uh man.... i may have eaten your chocolate elephant.

1988RedT2 wrote: Be right back. I need to go poop an elephant.

I have had poops that felt like I was passing an elephant

Does anyone remember the South Park when Eric goes to prison, and when he is released, he comes back and smuggles stuff in. As the scene goes to black, his old cell mate says something along the lines of "Wow, Disneyworld!"

ERRRGHHHH- Here's space mountain....

I was thinking that sneaking an elephant around must take some seriously good fast-talk skills.

Sneaking an elephant around in India probably isn't terribly difficult. They have a lot of unused jungle...

-- Prepare for bad joke --

Sneaking an elephant across the border is easy, you just hide it in the trunk...

I warned you

"Regardless, authorities say there remains a thriving trade in elephants, with many wealthy landowners in the states of Bihar and Uttar Pradesh buying the elephants as status symbols."

Status symbols....hmmm...

"So baby, wanna see my elephant?" apparently works over there