I'm now in a FEMA prison....

Thanks Bastrop Texas.....

Oh come on.... If you have been to bastrop, you may find it as an improvement

I've been to Bastrop. It's not that bad.

Now that Jade Helm has started, I can't wait to see what is hidden in the tunnels under the closed down Walmarts.

Come up to Lubbock. We've got a FEMA Death Camp.

In reply to slantvaliant:

Isn't that redundant in Lubbock?

Nick_Comstock wrote: Jade Helm has started

Had to look this up, had a good laugh. The funniest bit was the 32% of local Republicans that thought "The Government" was going to invade Texas.

I bet Texas has more guns than "The Government" does by a wide margin. The real worry is that some of these trigger happy retards would turn around and invade the rest of us!

Nick_Comstock wrote: I've been to Bastrop. It's not that bad. Now that Jade Helm has started, I can't wait to see what is hidden in the tunnels under the closed down Walmarts.

Walmart is the shadow corporation used to get chemtrail juice from Chinese illegal immigrants. or something.

I am always amused that the same inept goverment that can't handle (insert rant of the day) can keep these massive conspiracies quiet and running seamlessly.

Here is the best conspiracy theory I heard. I guess we are going to finally secede:

Russia to rescue independence-seeking Texans: Recently the incoming Joint Chiefs chairman called Russia the biggest threat to the U.S. Meanwhile, some Jade Helm theorists suggest Russia is coming to arm rebels in Texas in response to the U.S. arming of rebels in Ukraine and other countries in Russia's backyard. In fact, some say Russia has already infiltrated the U.S. to help prepare for the civil war.

Only one problem, At least for my block I think we have more guns than the Russians would have.

In reply to bmw88rider:

I got sucked into the youtubes watching wacko after wacko explaining the Russian angle and how it connected with Jade Helm and Walmart. I don't know how people have the time to come up with this stuff, but it was entertaining for a while.

Nick_Comstock wrote: In reply to bmw88rider: I got sucked into the youtubes watching wacko after wacko explaining the Russian angle and how it connected with Jade Helm and Walmart. I don't know how people have the time to come up with this stuff, but it was entertaining for a while.

It's actually really easy. I remember when most of the current conspiracy-theory crap was people riffing with each other's snark on Art Bell, blues style.

I mean, we all KNOW that the chemtrails are privately funded operations designed to make people in rural areas distrust the government. (There are antidotes in lare cities' municipal water supply to protect city-folk in case the airplane pilots don't shut the valves before entering "Civil Airspace") This is because the private corporations in charge make a lot of money off of unrest and they know that there are a lot of gullible yet angry people to make money off of in rural areas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHJbSvidohg

I like the direction this thread is going!!!!

Fueled by Caffeine wrote: I like the direction this thread is going!!!!

You won't when you're headed there in one of these nifty FEMA box cars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrarmdexeV0

I want a dozen of these for my train set.

Is that like a fema trailer? Or disposable coffin?

Wally wrote:

I live near two Ford plants-those are totally car haulers.

Junkyard_Dog wrote:

Wally wrote:

I live near two Ford plants-those are totally car haulers.

Gunderson steel.

Wally wrote:

Bwahahahaha, I love it!

Wally wrote: You won't when you're headed there in one of these nifty FEMA box cars

I love this... 102,000 box cars.. three tiers high with rail chain tie downs.. are there even 102,000 box cars in the us total?

As for the tie downs, the website that was given as for procurement purposes only lists them needing 2,601 sets.. that's like one set per 39 cars.. totally unsafe for transporting prisoners