I had to count to 90 for the judge but it was finally granted. I am legally and officially divorced. I am relieved and ready for the new year.
I had to count to 90 for the judge but it was finally granted. I am legally and officially divorced. I am relieved and ready for the new year.
What does counting to 90 mean ?
Congratulations and condolences. Hope this is the start of better things for you.
Congrats man. Now you’re ready for the best part of a divorce:
new boobs.
Congratulations!
Spoolpigeon said:Congrats man. Now you’re ready for the best part of a divorce:
new boobs.
You got that all mixed up. The woman typically gets new boobs BEFORE the divorce.
Cousin_Eddie said:What does counting to 90 mean ?
In my state 90 days has to pass by law between the initial filing of dissolution and the court date. The judge thought it was 89 days and I had to count it out for him to prove that it was 90.
Spoolpigeon said:Congrats man. Now you’re ready for the best part of a divorce:
new boobs.
I bought a Porsche to console myself with.
wooohooo. congrats!!!! Get some strange, fast
NOW should be the time for a bachelor party
Good start to 2019.
Why does divorce cost so much? (or in your case, take so long?) Because it's worth it.
Enjoy your new freedom.
Congrats dude.
Congrats!
Javelin said:Spoolpigeon said:Congrats man. Now you’re ready for the best part of a divorce:
new boobs.
I bought a Porsche to console myself with.
The good news is, no matter how much the Porsche cost, it will still be cheaper than new boobs.
Toyman01 said:The good news is, no matter how much the Porsche cost, it will still be cheaper than new boobs.
It's not the boobs that are expensive. It's what they're attached to.
In reply to Tom_Spangler :
Exactly!
I celebrate my divorce every year. New wife and I go out to dinner, catch a movie, it's a great time.
Like a bizzaro anniversary.
Javelin said:Spoolpigeon said:Congrats man. Now you’re ready for the best part of a divorce:
new boobs.
I bought a Porsche to console myself with.
That might actually be the cheaper of the two.
Congrats!
This is the next item on my "get my E36 M3 together list". We have been separated for 8 years. Its time. I haven't filed in those 8 years because of the devastating emotional wounds I received due to the circumstances of the separation. I couldn't deal with everything while still trying to keep it together. It's been rough.
Congrats again Javelin. I know that is a huge weight lifted off of your shoulders.
Good luck on your new chapter. Don’t spend all your money just yet since IRS will be waiting for you to pay more in taxes.
“If your divorce is final by Dec. 31 of the tax-filing year, the IRS will consider you unmarried for the entire year and you won't be able to file a joint return.”
Aren't you supposed to sell the mustang when you get married, not when you get divorced?
Either way, I'm happy for you. I dont like seeing strife, but it took me and my own divorce to realize that sometimes you're better off, even if it costs you dearly. Personal sanity is something too many people forego.
“New boobs” doesn’t mean store bought, just new to you. The new boobs I got after my divorce were 37 years old and quite lovely.
Sine_Qua_Non said:Good luck on your new chapter. Don’t spend all your money just yet since IRS will be waiting for you to pay more in taxes.
“If your divorce is final by Dec. 31 of the tax-filing year, the IRS will consider you unmarried for the entire year and you won't be able to file a joint return.”
That may not be a bad thing. It meant I got my return and could spend it how I wanted.
Congrats. Im next on the divorce block.
If it goes as planned I'll be consoling myself with a V8 Vantage or G550! 
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