Police say man stole human brain, used formaldehyde to get high.
There has to be an easier way to get formaldehyde.
Wall-e wrote: There has to be an easier way to get formaldehyde.
Yeah, but where else are you gonna get a human brain?
So wait a minute... all this time the Zombies just wanted to get high?
talk about burnin' brain cells
This guy could use a new brain. His isn't working so well.
"Abby? Abby Normal? Is that you?"
In reply to Gary:
This was the first thing that popped into my mind:
It's called a Tricky Dicky Screwdriver: 1 part Jack Daniel's, 1 part purple Kool Aid, and a jigger of formaldehyde from a jar with Hitler's brain in it we've got in the back store room.
Serious side for a moment. Formaldehyde is REALLY bad for you. It's pretty much what precipitates out of your liver if you drink coolant (ethylene glycol). You are "naturally" embalmed (and dead). The antidote is regular old booze. If you are drunk before you consume say, a half gallon of Prestone you can survive the tremendous stupidity of you action by making it to the ER in time.
Amusingly the weeklong treatment for said individual involved a rubber tube up his nose (and down to his stomach) and an IV bag drip of cheap bourbon. But he survived 
KyAllroad wrote: Serious side for a moment. Formaldehyde is REALLY bad for you. It's pretty much what precipitates out of your liver if you drink coolant (ethylene glycol). You are "naturally" embalmed (and dead). The antidote is regular old booze. If you are drunk before you consume say, a half gallon of Prestone you can survive the tremendous stupidity of you action by making it to the ER in time. Amusingly the weeklong treatment for said individual involved a rubber tube up his nose (and down to his stomach) and an IV bag drip of cheap bourbon. But he survived
I don't think there has ever been a more appropriate post for this meme on the internet...
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