I've heard of "morning wood" but....

.....what is he selling?

I love it!

I wonder if he was serious

DrBoost wrote: .....what is he selling?

He might not be selling anything. Maybe he's bragging...

Um... non-locally sourced lumber perhaps?

is that for your "far" place?

I especially like how it's painted over "Got Bait"

There's a guy advertising butchering services to deer hunters up here in PA. His sign says:

CUT RAP FROZE

people scare me

Got Fire Wood. Fire=Far. Power=Par. Stuff like that.

mtn wrote: Got Fire Wood. Fire=Far. Power=Par. Stuff like that.

Tire=Tar....

since you're in Mi I'm not sure... if you were here in NC I'd be pretty sure the advertiser meant exactly what he said.... that's how it's pronounced around here....

her'ya = how are you

So if you operated an incinerator that burned scrap rubber to generate electricity, you'd be making tarfarpar?

LOL

He's not selling. No question mark. It's a statement.

Josh wrote: So if you operated an incinerator that burned scrap rubber to generate electricity, you'd be making tarfarpar?

Years ago, we had a local salvage yard with an enormous pile of tires that suspiciously caught fire.

Do you know how frickin' tired I was of hearing the phrase, "Tur Pur Fur" (Tire pile fire, with the accent) after a few months?

The only saving grace about living in this part of WV is Summit Point.