OK, so it's not car-related per se, but it is sort-of grassroots...I have this John Deere 265 garden tractor I bought for $600 a couple of years ago. It's about a mid-nineties vintage. After I bought it, I installed a new battery, changed the oil, oil filter (spin on pressurized lube, just like a car), both air filters, spark plug, fuel filter; serviced the hydrostatic drive unit, and generally did all the preventative/ deferred maintenance I could think of.
Now I am having a most maddening problem with the tractor, specifically with the Kawasaki one-lung engine. It's unbeleivably difficult to start when cold- I'll crank and crank and crank, try choke, no choke, min throttle, max throttle- finally after maybe 3 to 5 minutes worth of cranking it'll start to sputter, and then (usually) fire up and run. And it runs perfectly. Then I'll proceed to mow with it, and anywhere from 15 to 45 minutes later it would sputter and die. I found I could prolong the agony by shutting the choke slightly, and it would keep on chugging, but eventually it would die. And then it would be dead in the yard, would not restart until it had cooled off for an hour or so, and then the same old cycle would repeat. I rebuilt the carburetor, checked the spark, compression, etc. Nothing helped.
I talked to the guy at the Deere dealership and he said they'd seen this problem a lot on these tractors. He said it was the ethanol in the fuel. He recommended I replace the fuel filter, drain the old gas out, run ethanol-free fuel, and that would solve it. So I replaced the fuel filter, drained the tank, installed a new plug, new air filters for the heck of it, and cleaned the carb with carb cleaner. I filled it with ethanol-free gas, and have been religiously using only ethanol-free gas for 2 or 3 tanks now. It's still just as hard to start, but for the first few mows it at least didn't cut out and I could mow the whole yard without issue.
Yesterday my wife agreed to mow the lawn. We managed to get the tractor started, and it ran for about 30 minutes before cutting out on her. I went to the engine and removed the fuel line from the fuel pump and cranked the engine- a steady stream of fuel pumped happily from the pump. I aimed the fuel into the hose, then stuck the hose back ontot he pump, and the tractor started. I drove it down to the barn, let it sit for an hour, pulled the plug, cleaned it (it was mildly sooted, but not bad) and it fired right up and the wife was able to finish the lawn without a problem. Later that night, I went to re-start the tractor to pull it into the barn, and cranked and cranked and cranked for 3 or 4 minutes but it wouldn't even sputter.
The only other thing out of the ordinary is that the battery light on the dash either flashes or glows steadily whenever the tractor is running. I have no idea why this is, and figured it might be a glitch, as the tractor will run for hours and crank repeatedly just fine- the battery never seems to be running low.
I've looked at all the forums online and no one seems to have an answer for my malady. I can't believe I'm being stumped by a !@#$ one cylinder tractor engine. It has spark, it has fuel, it has compression, and the exhaust is clearly working, so I have "Suck Squeeze Bang Blow" covered...is there some magical Fifth Element I'm missing here? I'm about to take the bloody thing out back and pump it full of hot lead from my shotgun.