I IS SO EXCITE!
My wife said she wanted to lose some weight and being the world wise gentleman that I am I explained to her that more sex would help with that goal. (the guy's solution to everything and the true answer to world piece, wait I mean world peace)
She feigned confusion and said she didn't understand. I said it's simple, weren't you a lot skinnier when we used to have sex all the time? Monkey sex from the chandeliers, on the kitchen counter while she was peeling potatoes, on the bath mat right after a shower so she had to go back in and take another, etc.?
She agreed that she was skinnier when she was younger (as a guy you take small victories whereever you can get them)
I told her that while the exercise from sex was helpful, but it was the rush of hormones and the continued hormone balance from serial sex that really did it.
She said, she'd think on my suggestion and would try it if other ways didn't work out.
I IS SO EXCITE!
I think I will go in there an make up a big old batch of those cookies my wife likes so much. Eternal optimism
Now here is my own personal observations speaking on Divorcees.
When a woman gets divorced it's almost S.O.P that they'll go on a diet, buy some new clothes, change their hair style and begin to wear make up for going to the grocery store or just about any place.
My contention is if she'd have done that earlier she wouldn't be divorced.
Guys do it differently. Guys stay the same old beer swilling, belching, farting sex gods they've always been and somehow that works for them.
I don't know why but it works, but it does. It just might be that women learn to pick the least offensive of the bunch so I don't know why we shouldn't take advantage of the system.
Is it a double standard? Heck yeah! But as a guy who am I to say it's wrong?