Mental wrote:
Trans_Maro wrote:
...Can't wait 'till I get my "surly, broke car-guy" show. I think I'll call it "we interrupt this marriage to bring you the racing season!"
Shawn
I love it, but i think it should be "Happy Misguided Broke Car Guy show"
Or Shawn and (Ms Shawn) plus Eight (Project cars). See if you're surly and fussy, all the knuckle busters would call you a girl. But if you are genuinely happy to bring home a rusty 72 Flying Squirrel, we could all relate, and so could the spouses and you try to rationalize to ther why it was a good purchase.
the tagline could be "8 cars, and none of them run"
The storylines could be great.
"well, I bought it as a parts car but it's really too nice to kill. My racecar isn't done yet so I thought I'd race this thing for a season or two. Now the tire budget is eating into the budget for the real racecar"
"Look what I bought! Happy birthday honey!!"
Shawn
I just remembered a bit of what jon said when the first "bar incident" happened. Basicly he would never end the mariage, think of the child support/alamoney he would have to pay
Yeah, he'll never be stupid enough to divorce her, he'd be paying everything he has and the media would make him out to be a terrible person "Up next, the man that left his poor wife to take care of 8 kids by herself."
She needs a stiff one, and I ain't talkin' about a drink!
Trans_Maro wrote:
PIITB?
Shawn
It's kinda late for that advice Shawn. 
Clay
Reader
5/5/09 7:50 a.m.
Well, Jon had a valid car excuse handy for this second slip up. He was letting a (female) friend drive his new Nissan Nismo (quote from article). So what if it was 2am outside a bar and he wasn't wearing a wedding ring. It's a cool car and he was just doing his duty to show it off!
Imagine the bill 20 years from now for all these kiddies in therapy. 
"I'm sorry but it's medical experimentation for all of you!"
Shawn
Mental
SuperDork
5/5/09 1:05 p.m.
EastCoastMojo wrote:
Trans_Maro wrote:
PIITB?
Shawn
It's kinda late for that advice Shawn.
Yeah it is, but imagine the anurisim she'd have if you did a smokey burnout in her driveway.
Trans_Maro wrote:
"I'm sorry but it's medical experimentation for all of you!"
Shawn
Isn't that how this all started in the first place?
Trans_Maro wrote:
PIITB?
Shawn
or as poopshovel said at the Mitty (he may not be the copyright holder of this, i don't know):
"you want it regular or you want it in the Bob Costas?"
Update:
NOW she says they're "working it out privately"
Hmmmmmmmm. Wonder if Jon could tell her "Hey, honey, she thought 'plus eight' had nothing to do with kids and I thought she deserved the truth, so..."
Clay wrote:
He was letting a (female) friend drive his new Nissan Nismo (quote from article).
What is a Nissan Nismo? Is it the high end 350Z?
And a guy with 8 kids can get a two seater sports car? That pisses me off.
pete240z wrote:
And a guy with 8 kids can get a two seater sports car? That pisses me off.
No, guy with freak family gets enough $$$ from the show to have a two-seater sports car.
It makes up for having to drive that fugly van they use to shuttle the 8 little nose-miners around.
Shawn
the new tab. cover is Jon's affair with a teacher. I laughed
You guys love yer soaps doncha? 
EastCoastMojo wrote:
You guys love yer soaps doncha?
Why, yes. Especially when an episode could be:
" While Daddy, Mommy, and Daddy's new friend participate in a secluded therapy session, the kids get their comeuppance when the babysitting service sends over Rasputin the monk with his tales of the last time he sat for the Russian royal family..."
