dean1484
dean1484 GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/18/16 7:17 a.m.

Don't feed your dog baked beans.

The magical fruit made things worse by 10,000%

spitfirebill
spitfirebill PowerDork
3/18/16 7:20 a.m.

Oh God I used to have a Brittany Spaniel that would fart like a Russian race horse. He's been gone 35 years, but I can still remember those bad boys.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
3/18/16 10:49 a.m.

If they been on dry food, never, ever, give them raw venison. What comes out will go through a screen door without touching a wire.

Apexcarver
Apexcarver PowerDork
3/18/16 10:57 a.m.

My cat when we first got him as a small kitten had a problem with his gut which resulted in him carrying the nickname "Biological Bagpipe", you could pick him up and with the slightest squeeze get an audible fart out of the little guy.

Got some pills, reset his gut flora and now its not so awful and not so gassy.

einy
einy Reader
3/18/16 8:20 p.m.

Our last dog, sweet thing, developed pancreatitis .... Even after we switched her to "prescription bland diet" food (yea, that is a real thing) she earned her new name of Gassy Lassie.

paranoid_android74
paranoid_android74 Dork
3/19/16 9:51 a.m.

The last dog we had (a yellow lab) licked clean a whole container of Vaseline- the economy size.

Talk about greased lightning!

iceracer
iceracer PowerDork
3/19/16 10:09 a.m.

My mother gave my Beagle some left over chili with kidney beans.

He licked all the beans nice and clean and left them in the dish.

akamcfly
akamcfly Dork
3/19/16 10:12 a.m.

The whippet was a little gas bag and berkeleying foul! The mutt was not. Same food and everything. I have no explanation.

logdog
logdog GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
3/19/16 10:13 a.m.
iceracer wrote: My mother gave my Beagle some left over chili with kidney beans. He licked all the beans nice and clean and left them in the dish.

Sounds like your dog followed the Texas philosophy that "If you know beans about chili, you know chili aint got no beans".

KyAllroad
KyAllroad UltraDork
3/19/16 12:53 p.m.

It's interesting that something as benign as dry cat food can become the toxic waste known as cat E36 M3.

My working theory is that matter passing through pure evil is negatively effected.

dean1484
dean1484 GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/22/16 1:02 p.m.
KyAllroad wrote: It's interesting that something as benign as dry cat food can become the toxic waste known as cat E36 M3. My working theory is that matter passing through pure evil is negatively effected.

Now that is Funny!!!

Nick (LUCAS) Comstock
Nick (LUCAS) Comstock UltimaDork
3/22/16 1:40 p.m.
logdog wrote:
iceracer wrote: My mother gave my Beagle some left over chili with kidney beans. He licked all the beans nice and clean and left them in the dish.
Sounds like your dog followed the Texas philosophy that "If you know beans about chili, you know chili aint got no beans".

It's not chili if it doesn't have beans in it. It's meat sauce. That's why you can never trust a Texan

Furious_E
Furious_E GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
3/22/16 3:20 p.m.
iceracer wrote: My mother gave my Beagle some left over chili with kidney beans. He licked all the beans nice and clean and left them in the dish.

This may very well be the only time in recorded history where a Beagle has passed up food of any sort. (I grew up with a Beagle)

aircooled
aircooled MegaDork
3/22/16 3:57 p.m.

Kramer should have served as a warning in this case:

iceracer
iceracer PowerDork
3/22/16 5:01 p.m.

My beagle was not pure. He was a mix. Sheppard I think. He was the most laid back dog I ever new. Except when it was time to go hunting.

vwcorvette
vwcorvette GRM+ Memberand Dork
3/22/16 8:21 p.m.

Two words: grey hound.

iceracer
iceracer PowerDork
3/23/16 8:49 a.m.

He had all the markings of a beagle. Vet called him a big beagle.

Apexcarver
Apexcarver PowerDork
3/23/16 9:31 a.m.
vwcorvette wrote: Two words: grey hound.

Light a match and it has an afterburner?

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