EvanB wrote:Curmudgeon wrote: Oooh! Oooh! Foaming stuff!The hornets will have it all over their hootus...hooti?Squirt some of that Great Stuff in the nest hole and see what happens!
Don't care, want to see it.
EvanB wrote:Curmudgeon wrote: Oooh! Oooh! Foaming stuff!The hornets will have it all over their hootus...hooti?
Don't care, want to see it.
Just finished reading this and am now inspired to get rid of the bastards under the firewood port on the side of the house. Too many bad ideas in here!
Nahhh, that's Herculiner that gets on hootii. 
OK, so allow me to retort...
Conquest351 wrote: OK, so allow me to retort... - Stig suit - Wasp Killer - Baseball bat - Gasoline - Tuff Stuff spray foam - Video Camera - Youtoobz
OK, so here is the real plan.
Equipment:
- Black sparco suit
- balaclava
- helmet
- GoPro suction cupped to helmet
- Two cans of death spray
- Garbage can w/ lid
- Coal shovel
Assault plan:
- Get drunk (in progress, it's 5:30!)
- Wait until 10PM
- quietly roll garbage can under nest
- shoot hole with foam
- smash with shovel, into garbage can
- empty can into garbage
- cover with lid
- if not raining... dump into fire pit and torch them
- Drink more
Plan B:
- run screaming and flailing my arms like a windmill while stripping off race suit full of angry hornets
- get drunker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:Conquest351 wrote: OK, so allow me to retort... - Stig suit - Wasp Killer - Baseball bat - Gasoline - Tuff Stuff spray foam - Video Camera - YoutoobzOK, so here is the real plan. Equipment: - Black sparco suit - balaclava - helmet - GoPro suction cupped to helmet - Two cans of death spray - Garbage can w/ lid - Coal shovel Assault plan: - Get drunk (in progress, it's 5:30!) - Wait until 10PM - quietly roll garbage can under nest - shoot hole with foam - smash with shovel, into garbage can - empty can into garbage - cover with lid - if not raining... dump into fire pit and torch them - Drink more Plan B: - run screaming and flailing my arms like a windmill while stripping off race suit full of angry hornets - get drunker
Soo much awesomeness at one time is too much for this mere mortal!
Why is it that I want to come home to a hornets nest just so I can haz fun too?
Am I a bad person if I say I sorta like Plan B better? That's because it ain't me getting stung. 
Either way, we're getting video out of this. I can't wait.
Today, this is not the GRM hive mind, it is the anti-hive mind.
In reply to Giant Purple Snorklewacker:
Damn, that is funny ass stuff right there. I will start getting drunk in your honor!!!!
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:Conquest351 wrote: OK, so allow me to retort... - Stig suit - Wasp Killer - Baseball bat - Gasoline - Tuff Stuff spray foam - Video Camera - YoutoobzOK, so here is the real plan. Equipment: - Black sparco suit - balaclava - helmet - GoPro suction cupped to helmet - Two cans of death spray - Garbage can w/ lid - Coal shovel Assault plan: - Get drunk (in progress, it's 5:30!) - Wait until 10PM - quietly roll garbage can under nest - shoot hole with foam - smash with shovel, into garbage can - empty can into garbage - cover with lid - if not raining... dump into fire pit and torch them - Drink more Plan B: - run screaming and flailing my arms like a windmill while stripping off race suit full of angry hornets - get drunker
I'm crying I'm laughing so hard!!!
You think you are laughing now? Wait till the vid is posted.
JoeyM wrote: Today, this is not the GRM hive mind, it is the anti-hive mind.
You ain't some sort a hornet sympathizer is ya? Yiz either fer us or agin' us. Balance o' nacher be damned.
Plan B is why we need multiple video cameras and lights. At the point he yanks the helmet off running and screaming - we'll need to cut to the wide angle shot for that...
Edit - thought it was the POR 15 on the hootus was a bigger problem than herculiner. Either way, best to keep the hootus clear of anything that needs a catalyst.
I would like it for the record stated, i've read this thread twice. Today. It's THAT damn funny. I crossposted to my site, and they agree.
oldtin wrote: Plan B is why we need multiple video cameras and lights. At the point he yanks the helmet off running and screaming - we'll need to cut to the wide angle shot for that...
Production quality is going to be a problem. Even after I run just the first person-shooter version - I don't know how to add the Rocky soundtrack or splice in stills of the aftermath.
It's just going to be me breathing like darth vader in a helmet, in low light like some sort of Blair Witch Stig. I'll do my best though.
Back to the vacuum cleaner method for a moment: IIRC a lot of those wasp/hornet sprays are flammable. Nothing like sucking bald faced hornets in one end with flames spraying out the other. Hint, hint...
berkeley, I wish I was closer to PA. I'd bring beer and lawn chair, to watch this hilarity.
Curmudgeon wrote: Back to the vacuum cleaner method for a moment: IIRC a lot of those wasp/hornet sprays are flammable. Nothing like sucking bald faced hornets in one end with flames spraying out the other. Hint, hint...
Oh, hell yes! 
can you freeze one and tie a string around it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo2_QFbCNXw
RealMiniDriver wrote:Curmudgeon wrote: Back to the vacuum cleaner method for a moment: IIRC a lot of those wasp/hornet sprays are flammable. Nothing like sucking bald faced hornets in one end with flames spraying out the other. Hint, hint...Oh, hell yes!
YES! YES!! YEESSSSS!!!!!!!
Go to Home Depot and buy a bunch of these:
RossD wrote: Go to Home Depot and buy a bunch of these:
Far too mundane for this thread sir. We are waaaaay beyond "reasonable" at this point.
In reply to Conquest351:
I concur. This is going to be awesome. You are in the running for the Anti-Stance Thread of the Year award. (pending the video, of course)
I've never used brakleen, but carb/throttle body cleaner has a nice 6-8 foot jet and MELTS wasps. I've never seen an animal drop that fast since I brained my little brother with a shovel handle. It's truly a sight to behold. It's also slightly less toxic than brakleen.
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