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iceracer
iceracer UltraDork
8/10/12 5:58 p.m.

Much fun has been had but this can be serious. A local farmer was killed when he uncovered a nest of ground bees, that's what they said anyway. Turns out he was alergic to bee stings and did not have his emergency kit with him. So bee aware. But have fun.

peter
peter HalfDork
8/10/12 6:09 p.m.

Sounds like fun, but you might think about dropping the stig suit and helmet. I'm imagining angry, foamed up, sex-crazed and retard strong hornets trapped inside your helmet, stinging your eyeballs, while others are trapped in your suit, stinging your hootus.

Better to do this buck-ass naked so you can properly swat the things.

Cone_Junky
Cone_Junky Dork
8/10/12 6:30 p.m.
peter wrote: Sounds like fun, but you might think about dropping the stig suit and helmet. I'm imagining angry, foamed up, sex-crazed and retard strong hornets trapped inside your helmet, stinging your eyeballs, while others are trapped in your suit, stinging your hootus. Better to do this buck-ass naked so you can properly swat the things.

You're only saying that because it's going to be filmed

Twin_Cam
Twin_Cam UltraDork
8/10/12 7:37 p.m.

GRM magazine gods: In lieu of the "Say What" column in the next issue, can you print this thread verbatim?

Sometimes I think I'm crazy laughing this hard sitting in front of a computer.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
8/10/12 8:24 p.m.

It's 9:25 PM Eastern time. GPS should be full of Dutch courage and getting suited up right about now...

Spoolpigeon
Spoolpigeon Reader
8/10/12 8:34 p.m.

Hocrest
Hocrest HalfDork
8/10/12 8:42 p.m.

JoeyM
JoeyM SuperDork
8/10/12 8:45 p.m.

Everybody get your epi-pens ready

mndsm
mndsm PowerDork
8/10/12 8:46 p.m.

I horked two from the wife. I'm ready.

pinchvalve
pinchvalve GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
8/10/12 8:47 p.m.

Walk out and kick it while naked, you deserve the pain for being such an a-hole.

ST_ZX2
ST_ZX2 HalfDork
8/10/12 8:50 p.m.

I gots my beer and popcorn...when's the show start dammit?!

mndsm
mndsm PowerDork
8/10/12 8:53 p.m.

Ooooh I know. LIVE TELECAST!

pinchvalve
pinchvalve GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
8/10/12 8:55 p.m.

Oooh oooh, stick your extremely small penis in the hole!

vwcorvette
vwcorvette GRM+ Memberand Dork
8/10/12 9:21 p.m.

It's also slightly less toxic than brakleen.

In reply to psteav:

What? The shovel?

DoctorBlade
DoctorBlade SuperDork
8/10/12 9:22 p.m.

So how'd this disaster come out?

JoeyM
JoeyM SuperDork
8/10/12 9:25 p.m.

hoping to hear a story with this as the punchline

Ann_Onimous
Ann_Onimous
8/10/12 9:43 p.m.

This is the thread that made me join. I so want to hear the ending to this saga.

Conquest351
Conquest351 Dork
8/10/12 9:48 p.m.
Ann_Onimous wrote: This is the thread that made me join. I so want to hear the ending to this saga.

Welcome to our world. Hopefully this will be as epic as we've built it up to be. LOL

poopshovel
poopshovel UltimaDork
8/10/12 9:51 p.m.

I punched a bold-faced eagle in the bold face tonight in rememberence of GPS. Do this, in rememberence of him.

JoeyM
JoeyM SuperDork
8/10/12 10:08 p.m.
poopshovel wrote: I punched a bold-faced eagle in the bold face tonight in rememberence of GPS. Do this, in rememberence of him.

I'm sure that worked out well

RexSeven
RexSeven SuperDork
8/10/12 10:26 p.m.

rebelgtp
rebelgtp SuperDork
8/10/12 10:26 p.m.

DoctorBlade
DoctorBlade SuperDork
8/10/12 10:38 p.m.
rebelgtp wrote:

As a side note, my Dad said flamethrowers were his second favorite heavy weapon in the Army. He loved the quad-mount .50 caliber they trained on as well.

Ann_Onimous
Ann_Onimous New Reader
8/10/12 10:39 p.m.
Conquest351 wrote: Welcome to our world. Hopefully this will be as epic as we've built it up to be. LOL

Even if it fizzles, it's been fun already.

rebelgtp
rebelgtp SuperDork
8/10/12 11:59 p.m.

In reply to DoctorBlade:

I don't think you could convince me to go into combat with one strapped to my back. I would be far to worried about a bullet hitting the tank

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