let's play a game: come up with an insufferable mix of co-host for Clarkson

not named May or Hammond.

Think along the lines of Chris Brown and Rutledge Wood. That would be a grossly entertaining trainwreck due to the likely toxic mix of personalities and differing viewpoints. I'd in the minority, but I'd actually watch that.

Guy Fieri and Darryl Waltrip is another example, it'd be a trainwreck, but likely not as entertaining.

Note, this isn't for serious suggestions and leave the boo-wooing over the trio being broken up out of this thread as there are several others out there for it.

Lewis Black and Joe Biden?

a co worker suggested Guy Fieri and Xzibit, which is strong.

Adam Carolla and Piers Morgan...

A butch feminist woman with a buzzcut. Preferably one who can bench press him, perhaps some tattoos. The type that insists that its spelled womYn.

I foresee Clarkson's discomfort as being palatable. He does come of as a misogynist and it would be epically funny.

Rosie O'Donnell and John Force.

Someone from a country that regularly emigrates to the UK, and an American, but find two that consistently drive better than Clarkson and beat him in challenges.

He'd be constantly ribbing them for being immigrants/american, but then they would constantly get him for being rubbish.

A Mexican and an Asian. Doesn't matter who.

Carlos Mencia and Lil Jon

In reply to moparman76_69:

If they put that on Drive+ I'd renew my subscription.

Clarkson paired with Clarkson and Clarkson. That would be the most insufferable.

Appleseed wrote: Rosie O'Donnell and John Force.

I vote for this one!

In reply to drummerfromdefleopard:

It'd be a combo of jokes you've already heard and rap song hype man. Star in a car would be interesting in an escalade though.

Christopher Walken and Matthew McConaughey

Dario Franchitti and Christopher Titus

Tim Allen and Al Gore

Danica Patrick and Richard Simmons

Apexcarver wrote: A butch feminist woman with a buzzcut. Preferably one who can bench press him, perhaps some tattoos. The type that insists that its spelled womYn. I foresee Clarkson's discomfort as being palatable. He does come of as a misogynist and it would be epically funny.

This, plus a Mexican guy who will replace James May as the technically proficient one.

Edit: Oh and he loves electric cars

Edit: And is super-liberal in general

Russell Brand and Lewis Black.

Can you imagine the PR wreck that would be?

Perez Hilton and Harvey Levin

Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan

Snoop Dog and Ralph Nader

Jesse James and Ed Begely Jr.

Ted Nugent and Russell Brand

A hipster and a teenage "Fast and Furious" enthusiast.