"This is your Captain speaking. Please return your flight attendant to her original upright position."
"This is your Captain speaking. Please return your flight attendant to her original upright position."
"Brazzers now has an iPad app!"
"I know!"
I don't always identify as a black woman,
But when I do,
It's always in back seat of a MBZ in drag
"There's an app for that."
Fueled by Caffeine wrote: "And that's what my Prince Albert looks like" (Nods approvingly)
You win.
Who the hell (a) leaves not one, but two buttons closed on his suit jacket when he sits down, and then (b) puts his lap belt on OVER the jacket, so he can compress whatever's in his pockets into his abdomen in a crash? His tailor must be thrilled, not to mention the M-B Chief Safety Officer.
In reply to Stealthtercel:
Why even wear a belt? What could be safer than the rear of a big Benz?
I see you Jeb and raise you the Trumpster.
Wally wrote: In reply to Stealthtercel: Why even wear a belt? What could be safer than the rear of a big Benz?
The outside of the car is probably covered with lawyers.
"Which political party should we 'invest' in that will look out for our interests the best?"
"Whichever one wins."
"Watch what happens if I tickle her like this...".
Wally wrote: In reply to Stealthtercel: Why even wear a belt? What could be safer than the rear of a big Benz?
Tell that to these two
Yeah, my shock and grief over the whole "Diana Thing" (which was already pretty minor) was reduced by a factor of ten when I heard there were no seatbelts involved. I mean, what was the hard part? You get in a car, you buckle up. Especially if you're trying to escape from pursuers. Jeez.
However, this is distracting us from Uber-Hans and Uber-Franz. Let the captions resume!
See I press this and it ups Nico's fuel consumption another 3% when he gets close to Lewis.
See with an iPad you don't have to turn the pages of the paper.
I don't have to normally, but I gave him the day off.
I keep pressing the call button, the the cabin service hasn't arrived with my Champers yet!
Buy Greece or sell Ireland?
You fool, the NSA can't track what I'm reading in print
Vladimir is on the line again. He wants to know yes or no on Crimea?
Donald doesn't understand April Fools was months ago.
"Look at this...even during his Presidential candidacy speech, he still can't control his hair!"
The Rolls is in the shop again, how's my chauffer going to get to me tomorrow?
Whelp, this photo shoot will be over soon, and I'll have to get back into this,my Hyundai. I'm guessing, since you came in reading that French newspaper, that you walked here...
pinchvalve wrote:
"...so St Peter says "That's not a halo, it's a steering wheel"
"Still too soon"
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