I have an MX-3 story.
On Halloween 2011, my (now) wife and I bought a '94 Protege DX to fix up as a fun and economical commute attack car.
It was a cheap piece of E36 M3, but I wanted to do it right. I stripped all of the broken and disgusting things out of it and started collecting parts. A cheap MX-3 GS was listed for sale very near home, so I took a look and bought it. It didn't run, but was complete and I didn't want the engine anyway. All I saw was cheap alloys, good tires, nice seats, front lower control arms, steering rack, rear tie bar, etc. It had a lot of the things that I needed for the Protege.
The donor:
When I originally looked at the car, I pointed out that the intake tube was disconnected. The seller said they had unhooked it during troubleshooting. Good enough for me. I towed it home and hooked up the tube. The car started right up and drove pretty well. It had a miss but now I KNEW everything was good. Two days later, a friend came over and we did a little troubleshooting and got the car running better. After that, he went home and we were going to meet for dinner. My wife and I left in the new prize and made it to a stop sign a mile or so from our house when a Grand Marquis backed through the driver's side window of the MX-3 at a high rate of speed.
The photos were obviously taken after the GrandMa rolled forward off of my car a bit. I was sort of trapped in the car and my lovely blonde locks were full of glass, but I was okay. I may have sharted a bit, but I wasn't really hurt. My wife was fine as well since the passenger's side was completely untouched. The ugly MX-3 was U-shaped, the Grand Marquis was U-shaped, and the driver of the very totalled S10 that broadsided the idiot in the GrandMa was sent to the hospital.
A nice police officer helped untangle the cars and I was able to drive the remnants of the MX-3 home. The insurance payout was substantially more than I had in both the Protege and the MX-3, and I got to use all of the parts that I had originally wanted anyway. It was a win overall, but certainly not a situation I would've chosen. They take a hit like a CHAMP.
There's my MX-3 story. I've never liked the way they look, but anything that shares bones with the BG Protege/Escort/etc is a winner in my book.
The Protege turned out pretty bitchin', too: