Meanwhile, at the Capital...

1-800-F**KYO to reach Obamacare’s national hotline‏

Need health insurance? The Obama administration has you covered. Simply dial 1-800- berkeley YO to reach the next available health-care provider. Far from being a mistype, that’s the official number that Health and Human Services wants Americans to dial when seeking health care. Obamacare’s national call center really did list its number as 1-800-318-2596 , helpfully spelling out President Barack Obama’s tendency to blatantly flip the bird in plain view.

After allowing for the lack of letters attached to 1 on a traditional American telephone keypad, the number spells out a clear message. For every duped voter, every young invincible weighing the cost of a penalty versus a newly tripled yearly deductible, every ailing old granny in a wheelchair (whom, remember, Paul Ryan wants to push off a cliff) who needs adequate and affordable health care, Obama’s message is:

1-800-3(F) 8(U) 2(C) 5(K) 9(Y) 6(O).

That’s 1-800- berkeley YO. Sadly, the Obama administration failed to swap the useless 1 for a more functional 8 to complete the heartfelt message, perhaps in consolation to former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel’s tragically shortened middle finger.

1988RedT2 wrote:

slefain wrote: Each side gets one shot, but they all have to stand 50 paces apart.

With this lot, I propose we shorten that distance... considerably!

I was thinking back to back, 5 paces then turn/shoot.

Meanwhile at the Capitol .....

http://townhall.com/tipsheet/danieldoherty/2013/10/03/shots-fired-at-the-capital-n1716322

Shots fired at the Capitol.

Poo poo the source if you'd like, it popped up first.

Bobzilla wrote:

1988RedT2 wrote:

slefain wrote: Each side gets one shot, but they all have to stand 50 paces apart.

With this lot, I propose we shorten that distance... considerably!

I was thinking back to back, 5 paces then turn/shoot.

Not quite so funny when shooting actually happens.

alfadriver wrote:

Bobzilla wrote:

1988RedT2 wrote:

slefain wrote: Each side gets one shot, but they all have to stand 50 paces apart.

With this lot, I propose we shorten that distance... considerably!

I was thinking back to back, 5 paces then turn/shoot.

Not quite so funny when shooting actually happens.

Oddly enough, still funny. Some people are just too sensitive or have a lot of sand in their hoohoos.

ronholm wrote: 1-800-F**KYO to reach Obamacare’s national hotline‏ Need health insurance? The Obama administration has you covered. Simply dial 1-800- berkeley YO to reach the next available health-care provider. Far from being a mistype, that’s the official number that Health and Human Services wants Americans to dial when seeking health care. Obamacare’s national call center really did list its number as 1-800-318-2596 , helpfully spelling out President Barack Obama’s tendency to blatantly flip the bird in plain view. After allowing for the lack of letters attached to 1 on a traditional American telephone keypad, the number spells out a clear message. For every duped voter, every young invincible weighing the cost of a penalty versus a newly tripled yearly deductible, every ailing old granny in a wheelchair (whom, remember, Paul Ryan wants to push off a cliff) who needs adequate and affordable health care, Obama’s message is: 1-800-3(F) 8(U) 2(C) 5(K) 9(Y) 6(O). That’s 1-800- berkeley YO. Sadly, the Obama administration failed to swap the useless 1 for a more functional 8 to complete the heartfelt message, perhaps in consolation to former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel’s tragically shortened middle finger.

You are funny. As are the morons who posted this as some kind of fact. Did you read the number yourself? If you did, you would notice that it is, in fact, short a number.

According to HealtCare.gov, the phone number is 1-800-318-2596, which will only spell what you want if you ignore numbers.

So if you think REaDers Digest was a magazine for communists, then you are onto something.

Bobzilla wrote:

alfadriver wrote:

Bobzilla wrote:

1988RedT2 wrote:

slefain wrote: Each side gets one shot, but they all have to stand 50 paces apart.

With this lot, I propose we shorten that distance... considerably!

I was thinking back to back, 5 paces then turn/shoot.

Not quite so funny when shooting actually happens.

Oddly enough, still funny. Some people are just too sensitive or have a lot of sand in their hoohoos.

so you are ok with shooting people over a disagreement? Yea, we are not in trouble at all. violence to all!!

Well the thing is.... there's no letters on the "1" button, so....

Swank Force One wrote: Well the thing is.... there's no letters on the "1" button, so....

0 has no letters too. funny how that is.

So if you used that "method" of remembering the number- where do you put the 0 or 1? Logically, it would be between the K and the Y, sicne it is a word break. But in the middle of a word?

alfadriver wrote:

Bobzilla wrote:

alfadriver wrote:

Bobzilla wrote:

1988RedT2 wrote:

slefain wrote: Each side gets one shot, but they all have to stand 50 paces apart.

With this lot, I propose we shorten that distance... considerably!

I was thinking back to back, 5 paces then turn/shoot.

Not quite so funny when shooting actually happens.

Oddly enough, still funny. Some people are just too sensitive or have a lot of sand in their hoohoos.

so you are ok with shooting people over a disagreement? Yea, we are not in trouble at all. violence to all!!

Yes, that's EXACTLY what I said. Boy, you got me. How about you read what I wrote, about the topic we were talking about and get the berkeley off your high horse. I know you think you're better than me, but get over it.

Well... I think this a new record... we got up to 9 pages before the floundering and name calling started...

Oh well... it was an amusing thread there for a little while...

Some people need to chill and learn to have a little fun. Sadly, that is not to be.

alfadriver wrote:

Swank Force One wrote: Well the thing is.... there's no letters on the "1" button, so....

0 has no letters too. funny how that is. So if you used that "method" of remembering the number- where do you put the 0 or 1? Logically, it would be between the K and the Y, sicne it is a word break. But in the middle of a word?

I'm not sure, but we should dissect this amusing coincidence a little more and see what else we can learn.

Since this thread is going off track anyway here is a picture of Kate Upton

Has news about Syria already jumped the shark? I just realized that I haven't heard anything for a few days.

Probably means we already invaded.

those boobs look too good to be real

jus sayin'

Bobzilla wrote:

alfadriver wrote:

Bobzilla wrote:

alfadriver wrote:

Bobzilla wrote:

1988RedT2 wrote:

slefain wrote: Each side gets one shot, but they all have to stand 50 paces apart.

With this lot, I propose we shorten that distance... considerably!

I was thinking back to back, 5 paces then turn/shoot.

Not quite so funny when shooting actually happens.

Oddly enough, still funny. Some people are just too sensitive or have a lot of sand in their hoohoos.

so you are ok with shooting people over a disagreement? Yea, we are not in trouble at all. violence to all!!

Yes, that's EXACTLY what I said. Boy, you got me. How about you read what I wrote, about the topic we were talking about and get the berkeley off your high horse. I know you think you're better than me, but get over it.

And you both missed the point that the weapon I suggested is a shoulder fired nuclear warhead. Firing it from anything less than several miles apart is suicide.

And regarding Miss Upton, store bought or home grown makes no difference.to me.

fasted58 wrote: those boobs look too good to be real jus sayin'

I'd still hit that.

slefain wrote:

Bobzilla wrote:

alfadriver wrote:

Bobzilla wrote:

alfadriver wrote:

Bobzilla wrote:

1988RedT2 wrote:

slefain wrote: Each side gets one shot, but they all have to stand 50 paces apart.

With this lot, I propose we shorten that distance... considerably!

I was thinking back to back, 5 paces then turn/shoot.

Not quite so funny when shooting actually happens.

Oddly enough, still funny. Some people are just too sensitive or have a lot of sand in their hoohoos.

so you are ok with shooting people over a disagreement? Yea, we are not in trouble at all. violence to all!!

Yes, that's EXACTLY what I said. Boy, you got me. How about you read what I wrote, about the topic we were talking about and get the berkeley off your high horse. I know you think you're better than me, but get over it.

And you both missed the point that the weapon I suggested is a shoulder fired nuclear warhead. Firing it from anything less than several miles apart is suicide. And regarding Miss Upton, store bought or home grown makes no difference.to me.

Technically it wasn't "shoulder fired" as much as it was a backpack nuke wasn't it? I got it.

fasted58 wrote: those boobs look too good to be real jus sayin'

Most models seem to be all pokey hips and elbows. Ms. Upton, on the other hand, looks like she'd be fantastic to snuggle with.
Healthcare shutdown something something.........

DustoffDave wrote: (yes, I am active duty military).

Thank you.

93EXCivic wrote:

fasted58 wrote: those boobs look too good to be real jus sayin'

I'd still hit that.

.... of course

alfadriver wrote: According to HealtCare.gov, the phone number is 1-800-318-2596, which will only spell what you want if you ignore numbers.

Closest I can get is 1-800-f_k-akwo

How about 1-800-e_l-bkzm....sounds like the name of a terrorist group or something!

mazdeuce wrote: Most models seem to be all pokey hips and elbows. Ms. Upton, on the other hand, looks like she'd be fantastic to snuggle with. Healthcare shutdown something something.........

Yup. Damn near perfect. Apparently a nice person too, going by that prom date thing she did for a teenage fan.