Meme Thread... no politics

GCrites80s said:

Then you definitely don't wanna know how the Koopa Kids came about

AKA Bowser's kids from Mario 3.

Bowser stole the crown and the rest involves Bowser, Bowser + crown, and this song.

GPz11 (Forum Supporter) said:

Wally (Forum Supporter) said:

Ya better send it back if the dough is raw!!

I'm brave enough to not take advice from a guy who's main trait is getting in killed off in films.  Having relatives in Chicago means we go 3-4 times a year, and I'm proud to say I've always avoided Chicago style E36 M3 they call pizza.  Now a Chicago dog, that's another matter.

Mr_Asa said:

Quick check, who gets this?

 

I had to look up the Super Crown (keep safesearch on!)

Somewhat surprisingly, the "Colonel's Holiday Three-Way" is a real ad...printed in the "New York Monthly Giant Jugs Review" in 1971

EDIT: Even though that ad can be found in advertising archive sites, there is approximately 0 evidence that this magazine ever existed, so there may be some Polybius E36 M3 going on...

GameboyRMH said:

Somewhat surprisingly, the "Colonel's Holiday Three-Way" is a real ad...printed in the "New York Monthly Giant Jugs Review" in 1971

EDIT: Even though that ad can be found in advertising archive sites, there is approximately 0 evidence that this magazine ever existed, so there may be some Polybius E36 M3 going on...

Not to go all Debbie Downer on you, but this seems to be the real ad, circa 1968:

Times are tight. I don't have a real meme to share this morning. Apologies all around. 

Adrian_Thompson (Forum Supporter) said:

GPz11 (Forum Supporter) said:

Wally (Forum Supporter) said:

Ya better send it back if the dough is raw!!

I'm brave enough to not take advice from a guy who's main trait is getting in killed off in films.  Having relatives in Chicago means we go 3-4 times a year, and I'm proud to say I've always avoided Chicago style E36 M3 they call pizza.  Now a Chicago dog, that's another matter.

Pizza is like sex. Even when it is bad, it is still pizza.

Bro. 
Dude. 
Are you ok?

93EXCivic said:

Pizza is like sex. Even when it is bad, it is still pizza.

Maybe, but I'd draw the line at a syphilitic goat with diarrhea.

barefootcyborg5000 said:

Bro. 
Dude. 
Are you ok?

There's a battle line out there somewhere .....

Toyman! said:

93EXCivic said:

Adrian_Thompson (Forum Supporter) said:

GPz11 (Forum Supporter) said:

Wally (Forum Supporter) said:

Ya better send it back if the dough is raw!!

I'm brave enough to not take advice from a guy who's main trait is getting in killed off in films.  Having relatives in Chicago means we go 3-4 times a year, and I'm proud to say I've always avoided Chicago style E36 M3 they call pizza.  Now a Chicago dog, that's another matter.

Pizza is like sex. Even when it is bad, it is still pizza.

Pizza is more like a prostate exam. Nothing can make it good. Ever. 

 

 

I think that might be because there is not really any good pizza places that I have found in South Carolina.

Burnt cardboard...

In reply to 914Driver :

that battle line is my house. Wife's Jersey. I'm midwest. She likes greasy cardboard with a single topping. I like my pizza to actually fill me up and taste good.

In reply to wvumtnbkr :

That cardboard, red sauce, and pepperoni crap is just plain nasty. The topping-to-crust ratio is all wrong. 

My wife makes a fairly good pizza, not that any pizza place would recognize it as one. It's a fairly thin crust with about 2" of toppings and cheese. Sausage, ham, beef, peppers, onions, olives, anchovies, 2-3 types of cheese, mushrooms, and anything else I can think of at the time. You have to eat it with a fork because it's impossible to pick up. I've never seen a pizza place that makes them like that. It's decent, but I'd still rather eat just about anything else. 

Then again I don't particularly like tacos either. 

wvumtnbkr said:

Toyman! said:

93EXCivic said:

Adrian_Thompson (Forum Supporter) said:

GPz11 (Forum Supporter) said:

Wally (Forum Supporter) said:

Ya better send it back if the dough is raw!!

I'm brave enough to not take advice from a guy who's main trait is getting in killed off in films.  Having relatives in Chicago means we go 3-4 times a year, and I'm proud to say I've always avoided Chicago style E36 M3 they call pizza.  Now a Chicago dog, that's another matter.

Pizza is like sex. Even when it is bad, it is still pizza.

Pizza is more like a prostate exam. Nothing can make it good. Ever. 

 

 

I think that might be because there is not really any good pizza places that I have found in South Carolina.

Burnt cardboard...

Toyman! said:

In reply to wvumtnbkr :

That cardboard, red sauce, and pepperoni crap is just plain nasty. The topping-to-crust ratio is all wrong. 

My wife makes a fairly good pizza, not that any pizza place would recognize it as one. It's a fairly thin crust with about 2" of toppings and cheese. Sausage, ham, beef, peppers, onions, olives, anchovies, 2-3 types of cheese, mushrooms, and anything else I can think of at the time. You have to eat it with a fork because it's impossible to pick up. I've never seen a pizza place that makes them like that. It's decent, but I'd still rather eat just about anything else. 

Then again I don't particularly like tacos either. 

No pizza? No tacos!?!

I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but I wonder if all your sense of taste is in which cars you buy.

Toyman! said:

In reply to wvumtnbkr :

That cardboard, red sauce, and pepperoni crap is just plain nasty. The topping-to-crust ratio is all wrong. 

My wife makes a fairly good pizza, not that any pizza place would recognize it as one. It's a fairly thin crust with about 2" of toppings and cheese. Sausage, ham, beef, peppers, onions, olives, anchovies, 2-3 types of cheese, mushrooms, and anything else I can think of at the time. You have to eat it with a fork because it's impossible to pick up. I've never seen a pizza place that makes them like that. It's decent, but I'd still rather eat just about anything else. 

Then again I don't particularly like tacos either. 

If you get the chance, try Christina's pizza in Ridgeville and get the "uncle mikes".  Best pizza around and sounds like what you described! 

This is not the uncle Mike's, but indicative of their pizza.

In reply to Toyman! :

Thank you for that. 

I loves me some Christopher Walken but I always draw a blank when trying to remember his name...Walk-In, got it, won't forget it now.

Mr_Asa said:

Toyman! said:

In reply to wvumtnbkr :

That cardboard, red sauce, and pepperoni crap is just plain nasty. The topping-to-crust ratio is all wrong. 

My wife makes a fairly good pizza, not that any pizza place would recognize it as one. It's a fairly thin crust with about 2" of toppings and cheese. Sausage, ham, beef, peppers, onions, olives, anchovies, 2-3 types of cheese, mushrooms, and anything else I can think of at the time. You have to eat it with a fork because it's impossible to pick up. I've never seen a pizza place that makes them like that. It's decent, but I'd still rather eat just about anything else. 

Then again I don't particularly like tacos either. 

No pizza? No tacos!?!

I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but I wonder if all your sense of taste is in which cars you buy.

In reply to Mr_Asa :

Probably not. I like some weird ass cars as well as some off-the-wall foods. 

Tacos are invariably made with chili powder, which I find to be particularly nasty. The meats in them are also always overcooked. Overcooked and over-seasoned foods are sacrilege to me. This is not to say all tacos are nasty, but most of them are and given the choice, I'd rather eat something else. 

Pizza is invariably made with some kind of tomato sauce, which is also frequently nasty. There are always too few toppings on it so you end up with a tomato sauce covered piece of dried out bread. There are some white pizzas that are OK, but again given the choice, I'm not buying pizza. 

Toyman! said:

In reply to Mr_Asa :

Probably not. I like some weird ass cars as well as some off-the-wall foods. 

Tacos are invariably made with chili powder, which I find to be particularly nasty. The meats in them are also always overcooked. Overcooked and over-seasoned foods are sacrilege to me. This is not to say all tacos are nasty, but most of them are and given the choice, I'd rather eat something else. 

Pizza is invariably made with some kind of tomato sauce, which is also frequently nasty. There are always too few toppings on it so you end up with a tomato sauce covered piece of dried out bread. There are some white pizzas that are OK, but again given the choice, I'm not buying pizza. 

I will gladly wreck a dozen tacos without even thinking about it, but typical pizza is something I would pass to the next guy. Good pizza is different. The best tacos come from the southern border or the most run down food truck that hasn't driven in fifteen years.

Too many toppings - particularly vegetables - make the crust soggy.

The crust should NEVER be soggy.

Canned mushrooms are the #1 culprit.  Never eat at a place that uses canned mushrooms on their pizza.