In reply to Dusterbd13-michael :
Makes you wonder what they do next. What do you do with a 1200 pound body? I doubt it will fit in a crematorium...
Well, that was a rabbit hole. An XL crematorium will manage 1000 pounds.
https://blog.awkwardhuman.com/can-you-be-too-fat-for-cremation-46178df3619d
The most dramatic problem with overweight cremation is creating a runaway grease fire, although a seasoned operator knows how to avoid this. Less overtly dramatic is the movement of the deceased when they get that large. Just transferring them from a stretcher to a lift, or placing them in the retort is not without risk.
There are only a few options available to people that are morbidly obese (or anyone for that matter). If you can’t cremate, you have to bury. Much like buying an airline seat though, you may be buying multiple graves and an oversized casket if you don’t fit into a standard size space. Generally any sort of willed body program will dismiss the obese out of hand owing to the complications that go along with that.
Edit to add meme.
RealMiniNoMore (Forum Supporter) said:
Lil Battery Hold Down
I can't decide which has better street cred:
Lil Carrier Assembly
Lil Differential
Although come to think of it they're also known as a pumpkin or a rear end...
RealMiniNoMore (Forum Supporter) said:
L'il Chain Tensioner...
(or L'il Timing Chain Tensioner... not as kinky, but not bad.)
Lil' trunk release (it's been almost 6 months since I bought a car part!)
In reply to Toyman! :
If there's a 1000lb limit I'm sure you could do it in batches and just put the ashes back together in the end.
Beer Baron is winning, with Lil Chain Tensioner
DarkMonohue said:
I scanned that picture and uploaded it to the internet over 20 years ago. It was out of a Dennis Kirk motorcycle accessory catalog. You're welcome, internet.
Lil' Filter here.
Which is mostly true.
Drew122
New Reader
8/9/23 4:38 p.m.
bobzilla said:
Lil' trunk release (it's been almost 6 months since I bought a car part!)
Missing the third photo... Those pens can be converted into little missile launchers by rearranging the parts just a little. Re-insert the silver thumb clicker thing along with the plastic piece it's shown with in its regular place inside the top half of the outer casing. Then insert the the spring and the other separate white plastic thingy. Tamp it down with the ink cartridge until it clicks and stays put. Then, aim at a safe target and push down on the silver thumb clicker thing. Pew!
fasted58 said:
Holy E36 M3, it gets better.
In reply to RevRico :
Meanwhile in Pennsylvania...
I saw that earlier and assumed it was fake because it's not an Altima.
For Toyman's crematorium research.
