Meme Thread... no politics

In reply to Toyman! :

Toyman! said:

ShawnG said:

In reply to Duke :

Lamb and mint jelly

Mint doesn't belong in anything except the trash can. 

Juleps. 

In reply to Duke :

Down here, what is called scrabble is 40% fat. When cooked it melts into a puddle that looks a lot like vomit. Usually served over grits or toast to absorb the grease. It's not bad, but it's not good either. 

Got this from Applewife. It's accurate.

DarkMonohue said:

That's us. I commented to my wife this morning that while we didn't do cards, jewelry, flowers or chocolate, we did discuss how strange it is that Americans are celebrating a saint's day, a lot of them without knowing. 
 

DarkMonohue said:

And vice versa. She's good to me all year.

Around here, it's not "Happy wife, happy life." It's "Happy spouse, happy house."

I wish !!

Beer Baron said:

DarkMonohue said:

And vice versa. She's good to me all year.

Around here, it's not "Happy wife, happy life." It's "Happy spouse, happy house."

Note that nothing rhymes with "husband".

volvoclearinghouse said:

Beer Baron said:

DarkMonohue said:

And vice versa. She's good to me all year.

Around here, it's not "Happy wife, happy life." It's "Happy spouse, happy house."

Note that nothing rhymes with "husband".

Idiot. Dumbass. Stupid motherberkeleyer. They all rhyme with husband says the wife, plus more.

Meme:

fasted58 said:

Oh, good. You finally saw me. -motorcycle riders

Beer Baron said:

DarkMonohue said:

And vice versa. She's good to me all year.

Around here, it's not "Happy wife, happy life." It's "Happy spouse, happy house."

Duke said:

In reply to Appleseed :

Dunno what to tell you. My wife treats me like an equal partner and cares that I am happy and appreciated.

In reply to Beer Baron :

Humor doesn't have to be based on reality.