stanger_mussle (Supported by GRM undergarments) said:I hate these things
We get a few of those little brown ones. They're no so bad. It's the big green ones that hurt when they fly into you. These things are huge. Chickens love to eat them.
Not exactly a meme, therefore:
914Driver said:
My in-laws have a small farm. One of the houses that borders the field kept on throwing their dog E36 M3 over the fence despite repeated requests not to. They stopped when my BIL pointed out he has a tractor with a bucket and a choice of cows, pigs or chickens to return the favor...
stanger_mussle (Supported by GRM undergarments) said:I hate these things
They dive bomb my back door all night long. Then in the morning my dogs eat them.
Going around a curve and sliding off the road due to these bastiges is far more annoying than anything a June bug has ever done to me...
Keith Tanner said:914Driver said:My in-laws have a small farm. One of the houses that borders the field kept on throwing their dog E36 M3 over the fence despite repeated requests not to. They stopped when my BIL pointed out he has a tractor with a bucket and a choice of cows, pigs or chickens to return the favor...
"High walling"
When cleaning a horse stall, you sling the manure over the wall into the adjacent stall. Avoids having to haul it out to the manure pile.
I heard a story about someone doing this every morning for a few weeks. The groom of the neighboring horse would arrive to find his horse covered in the manure. Some horses are slobs, and some are very fastidious, but this was out of character for his horse.
Then he arrived earlier one morning, and was in the stall just in time for a pitchfork of manure to fly over the wall and land on him.
Ass kicking followed immediately.
In reply to 1988RedT2 :
If you find yourself in a desert, say the Middle east, be sure to put dog flea collars around your ankles.
Only wish they worked on Green Heads on the beaches of Cape Cod!
Sorry, no Greenhead memes out there. =~ (
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