Meme Thread... no politics

Stefan (Forum Supporter) said:

I will see to it that plucky young lads/lasses in strange clothes and with the accent of an outlander shall REGULARLY climb some monument in the main square of my capital and denounce me, claim to know the secret of my power, rally the masses to rebellion, etc. That way, the citizens will be jaded in case the real thing ever comes along.

https://www.math.uwaterloo.ca/~cgodsil/Advice/overlord.html

Stefan (Forum Supporter) said:

But... but... but...

THEN YOU'D BE SURROUNDED BY IMMORTAL VEGANS.

You wouldn't even have death to save you from the preaching.

Duke said:

Stefan (Forum Supporter) said:

But... but... but...

THEN YOU'D BE SURROUNDED BY IMMORTAL VEGANS.

You wouldn't even have death to save you from the preaching.

 

Vegan vampires?

Duke said:

You wouldn't even have death to save you from the preaching.

 

These comments always strike me as odd.  Perhaps there was a time 30 years ago when vegans were very preachy.  I know many vegans, crossfitters, prius owners, and atheists.  None of them are preachy, unlike what the internet would have you believe.  Heck there are probably tons of people on this forum that fall into one or more of those 4 groups.

On topic, vampires can starve.

ProDarwin said:

Duke said:

You wouldn't even have death to save you from the preaching.

 

These comments always strike me as odd.  Perhaps there was a time 30 years ago when vegans were very preachy.  I know many vegans, crossfitters, prius owners, and atheists.  None of them are preachy, unlike what the internet would have you believe.  Heck there are probably tons of people on this forum that fall into one or more of those 4 groups.

 

On topic, vampires can starve.

 

IT'S A MEME.  Memes by definition require stereotyping.

And yes, vampires can starve... but it doesn't "kill" them.  It just weakens them - even if they are terribly weakened, it's not to the point of ceasing to exist.

Toyman01 (Moderately Supportive Dude) said:

But my question is why is the duck wearing the little dog mask?

ProDarwin said:

On topic, vampires can starve.

 

They're make-believe.

Know that band Vampire Weekend?

They Suck.

I'll see myself out. Unrelated meme:

Duke said:

And yes, vampires can starve... but it doesn't "kill" them.  It just weakens them - even if they are terribly weakened, it's not to the point of ceasing to exist.

 

True.  In most universes (?) it seems to be like an eternal sleep/hibernation.  While they aren't dead, they are effectively out of the picture.

D&D monster! Vegan vampire. Can only be killed with a steak through the heart. 
 

Steak. 
 

of beef. 
 

Time to get creative. 

OK, OK, these aren't really memes.  Sorry, I'm done.

Stefan (Forum Supporter) said:

This one just confused me. That's a morey for you.