In reply to Ranger50 :
slantvaliant (Forum Supporter) said:
Ha! I did that once! But it was a camper. The police weren't pleased. Good times.
In reply to Ranger50 :
I'm in the hose business and it's common to ask if they want nipples on the ends of their hoses.
Being a conservative guy I sometimes scale back when it's a cute lady customer and I call it out as "male pipe thread".
In reply to Datsun310Guy :
As someone that does alarm systems I giggle inside when I ask customers "Do you ever come in the back door?"
In reply to slantvaliant (Forum Supporter) :
The sad thing is I got a text on my job phone about a man on a bus with a flamethrower and it doesn't even slightly sound odd.
I used to repair power tools.
One of the pressure washers we sold parts for had two replacement water inlets available, one was white plastic, the other was black, other than the colour, there was no difference.
A couple came in to buy one and I asked them if they wanted the white or black one. Hubby asked what the difference was. My reply was "I hear black ones are bigger".
He looked really confused, his wife started laughing.
I went upstairs to get the part, I'm sure she explained everything.
I have a feeling this is why people don't talk to me at work.
In reply to Wally (Forum Supporter) :
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