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RX Reven'
RX Reven' GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
12/17/20 7:02 p.m.
Pete. (l33t FS) said:
Stampie (FS) said:
Appleseed said:
Dieselboss15 said:
gearheadmb said:
Dieselboss15 said:

Speak for yourself. I was a berkeleying moron.

but were you a retard? wording is key here... lol

The real question is how far did you launch yourself on your Acme rocket?

I grew up dirt poor southern so we just imagined an Acme rocket on our back as we jumped off the roof.

You were lucky to have a roof!  When I was a kid we had to run around with our arms out, pretending that we were falling.

You were able to have your arms out?  You aristocratic bastard, our arms were always too busy carrying piles of dung for no apparent reason.

Man its getting deep in here 

11GTCS
11GTCS HalfDork
12/17/20 7:12 p.m.

11GTCS
11GTCS HalfDork
12/17/20 7:17 p.m.
RX Reven' said:
Pete. (l33t FS) said:
Stampie (FS) said:
Appleseed said:
Dieselboss15 said:
gearheadmb said:
Dieselboss15 said:

Speak for yourself. I was a berkeleying moron.

but were you a retard? wording is key here... lol

The real question is how far did you launch yourself on your Acme rocket?

I grew up dirt poor southern so we just imagined an Acme rocket on our back as we jumped off the roof.

You were lucky to have a roof!  When I was a kid we had to run around with our arms out, pretending that we were falling.

You were able to have your arms out?  You aristocratic bastard, our arms were always too busy carrying piles of dung for no apparent reason.

RX Reven'
RX Reven' GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
12/17/20 7:22 p.m.

In reply to 11GTCS :

Explains my intense and persistent want for this...

11GTCS
11GTCS HalfDork
12/17/20 7:29 p.m.
RX Reven' said:

In reply to 11GTCS :

Explains my intense and persistent want for this...

laugh

Jay_W
Jay_W SuperDork
12/17/20 7:44 p.m.
RX Reven' said:
Pete. (l33t FS) said:
Stampie (FS) said:
Appleseed said:
Dieselboss15 said:
gearheadmb said:
Dieselboss15 said:

Speak for yourself. I was a berkeleying moron.

but were you a retard? wording is key here... lol

The real question is how far did you launch yourself on your Acme rocket?

I grew up dirt poor southern so we just imagined an Acme rocket on our back as we jumped off the roof.

You were lucky to have a roof!  When I was a kid we had to run around with our arms out, pretending that we were falling.

You were able to have your arms out?  You aristocratic bastard, our arms were always too busy carrying piles of dung for no apparent reason.

You had piles of dung?!? When we were kids, we had to carry piles of dirt around and *pretend* it was dung! 

Recon1342
Recon1342 Dork
12/17/20 7:48 p.m.
RX Reven' said:
Pete. (l33t FS) said:
Stampie (FS) said:
Appleseed said:
Dieselboss15 said:
gearheadmb said:
Dieselboss15 said:

Speak for yourself. I was a berkeleying moron.

but were you a retard? wording is key here... lol

The real question is how far did you launch yourself on your Acme rocket?

I grew up dirt poor southern so we just imagined an Acme rocket on our back as we jumped off the roof.

You were lucky to have a roof!  When I was a kid we had to run around with our arms out, pretending that we were falling.

You were able to have your arms out?  You aristocratic bastard, our arms were always too busy carrying piles of dung for no apparent reason.

Ooooh, somebody's posh. We had to carry the whole damn cow, dung and all...

Uncle David (Forum Supporter)
Uncle David (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand New Reader
12/17/20 8:03 p.m.
Recon1342 said:
RX Reven' said:
Pete. (l33t FS) said:
Stampie (FS) said:
Appleseed said:
Dieselboss15 said:
gearheadmb said:
Dieselboss15 said:

Speak for yourself. I was a berkeleying moron.

but were you a retard? wording is key here... lol

The real question is how far did you launch yourself on your Acme rocket?

I grew up dirt poor southern so we just imagined an Acme rocket on our back as we jumped off the roof.

You were lucky to have a roof!  When I was a kid we had to run around with our arms out, pretending that we were falling.

You were able to have your arms out?  You aristocratic bastard, our arms were always too busy carrying piles of dung for no apparent reason.

Ooooh, somebody's posh. We had to carry the whole damn cow, dung and all...

You had a cow?   In our family, when someome said something cost an arm and a leg, it really did. 

Pete. (l33t FS)
Pete. (l33t FS) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
12/17/20 8:07 p.m.

gearheadmb
gearheadmb SuperDork
12/17/20 8:16 p.m.
Uncle David (Forum Supporter) said:
Recon1342 said:
RX Reven' said:
Pete. (l33t FS) said:
Stampie (FS) said:
Appleseed said:
Dieselboss15 said:
gearheadmb said:
Dieselboss15 said:

Speak for yourself. I was a berkeleying moron.

but were you a retard? wording is key here... lol

The real question is how far did you launch yourself on your Acme rocket?

I grew up dirt poor southern so we just imagined an Acme rocket on our back as we jumped off the roof.

You were lucky to have a roof!  When I was a kid we had to run around with our arms out, pretending that we were falling.

You were able to have your arms out?  You aristocratic bastard, our arms were always too busy carrying piles of dung for no apparent reason.

Ooooh, somebody's posh. We had to carry the whole damn cow, dung and all...

You had a cow?   In our family, when someome said something cost an arm and a leg, it really did. 

Check out Mr. Moneybags over here with an arm and leg he could spend. The bank had a lien on our arms and legs.

barefootskater (Shaun)
barefootskater (Shaun) UberDork
12/17/20 8:20 p.m.
Recon1342 said:
RX Reven' said:
Pete. (l33t FS) said:
Stampie (FS) said:
Appleseed said:
Dieselboss15 said:
gearheadmb said:
Dieselboss15 said:

Speak for yourself. I was a berkeleying moron.

but were you a retard? wording is key here... lol

The real question is how far did you launch yourself on your Acme rocket?

I grew up dirt poor southern so we just imagined an Acme rocket on our back as we jumped off the roof.

You were lucky to have a roof!  When I was a kid we had to run around with our arms out, pretending that we were falling.

You were able to have your arms out?  You aristocratic bastard, our arms were always too busy carrying piles of dung for no apparent reason.

Ooooh, somebody's posh. We had to carry the whole damn cow, dung and all...

If we wanted dung we had to make it ourselves! 

Brett_Murphy (Ex-Patrón)
Brett_Murphy (Ex-Patrón) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
12/17/20 8:28 p.m.
barefootskater (Shaun) said:
Recon1342 said:
RX Reven' said:
Pete. (l33t FS) said:
Stampie (FS) said:
Appleseed said:
Dieselboss15 said:
gearheadmb said:
Dieselboss15 said:

Speak for yourself. I was a berkeleying moron.

but were you a retard? wording is key here... lol

The real question is how far did you launch yourself on your Acme rocket?

I grew up dirt poor southern so we just imagined an Acme rocket on our back as we jumped off the roof.

You were lucky to have a roof!  When I was a kid we had to run around with our arms out, pretending that we were falling.

You were able to have your arms out?  You aristocratic bastard, our arms were always too busy carrying piles of dung for no apparent reason.

Ooooh, somebody's posh. We had to carry the whole damn cow, dung and all...

If we wanted dung we had to make it ourselves! 

They were feeding you enough to poop?

When we were young, we had to photosynthesize our nourishment!

Duke
Duke MegaDork
12/17/20 8:44 p.m.

In reply to Adrian_Thompson (Forum Supporter) :

Cats and toddlers in the house are the ONLY valid reason to put the TP on underhand. 
 

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
12/17/20 8:53 p.m.
Brett_Murphy (Ex-Patrón) said:
barefootskater (Shaun) said:
Recon1342 said:
RX Reven' said:
Pete. (l33t FS) said:
Stampie (FS) said:
Appleseed said:
Dieselboss15 said:
gearheadmb said:
Dieselboss15 said:

Speak for yourself. I was a berkeleying moron.

but were you a retard? wording is key here... lol

The real question is how far did you launch yourself on your Acme rocket?

I grew up dirt poor southern so we just imagined an Acme rocket on our back as we jumped off the roof.

You were lucky to have a roof!  When I was a kid we had to run around with our arms out, pretending that we were falling.

You were able to have your arms out?  You aristocratic bastard, our arms were always too busy carrying piles of dung for no apparent reason.

Ooooh, somebody's posh. We had to carry the whole damn cow, dung and all...

If we wanted dung we had to make it ourselves! 

They were feeding you enough to poop?

When we were young, we had to photosynthesize our nourishment!

I'm just here to try and break the internet again.

Indy "Nub" Guy
Indy "Nub" Guy PowerDork
12/17/20 9:06 p.m.
Appleseed said:
Brett_Murphy (Ex-Patrón) said:
barefootskater (Shaun) said:
Recon1342 said:
RX Reven' said:
Pete. (l33t FS) said:
Stampie (FS) said:
Appleseed said:
Dieselboss15 said:
gearheadmb said:
Dieselboss15 said:

Speak for yourself. I was a berkeleying moron.

but were you a retard? wording is key here... lol

The real question is how far did you launch yourself on your Acme rocket?

I grew up dirt poor southern so we just imagined an Acme rocket on our back as we jumped off the roof.

You were lucky to have a roof!  When I was a kid we had to run around with our arms out, pretending that we were falling.

You were able to have your arms out?  You aristocratic bastard, our arms were always too busy carrying piles of dung for no apparent reason.

Ooooh, somebody's posh. We had to carry the whole damn cow, dung and all...

If we wanted dung we had to make it ourselves! 

They were feeding you enough to poop?

When we were young, we had to photosynthesize our nourishment!

I'm just here to try and break the internet again.

Indy "Nub" Guy
Indy "Nub" Guy PowerDork
12/17/20 9:07 p.m.
Indy "Nub" Guy said:
Appleseed said:
Brett_Murphy (Ex-Patrón) said:
barefootskater (Shaun) said:
Recon1342 said:
RX Reven' said:
Pete. (l33t FS) said:
Stampie (FS) said:
Appleseed said:
Dieselboss15 said:
gearheadmb said:
Dieselboss15 said:

Speak for yourself. I was a berkeleying moron.

but were you a retard? wording is key here... lol

The real question is how far did you launch yourself on your Acme rocket?

I grew up dirt poor southern so we just imagined an Acme rocket on our back as we jumped off the roof.

You were lucky to have a roof!  When I was a kid we had to run around with our arms out, pretending that we were falling.

You were able to have your arms out?  You aristocratic bastard, our arms were always too busy carrying piles of dung for no apparent reason.

Ooooh, somebody's posh. We had to carry the whole damn cow, dung and all...

If we wanted dung we had to make it ourselves! 

They were feeding you enough to poop?

When we were young, we had to photosynthesize our nourishment!

I'm just here to try and break the internet again.

Ranger50
Ranger50 UltimaDork
12/17/20 9:15 p.m.

BlueInGreen - Jon (Forum Supporter)
BlueInGreen - Jon (Forum Supporter) UltraDork
12/17/20 9:18 p.m.
Indy "Nub" Guy said:
Indy "Nub" Guy said:
Appleseed said:
Brett_Murphy (Ex-Patrón) said:
barefootskater (Shaun) said:
Recon1342 said:
RX Reven' said:
Pete. (l33t FS) said:
Stampie (FS) said:
Appleseed said:
Dieselboss15 said:
gearheadmb said:
Dieselboss15 said:

Speak for yourself. I was a berkeleying moron.

but were you a retard? wording is key here... lol

The real question is how far did you launch yourself on your Acme rocket?

I grew up dirt poor southern so we just imagined an Acme rocket on our back as we jumped off the roof.

You were lucky to have a roof!  When I was a kid we had to run around with our arms out, pretending that we were falling.

You were able to have your arms out?  You aristocratic bastard, our arms were always too busy carrying piles of dung for no apparent reason.

Ooooh, somebody's posh. We had to carry the whole damn cow, dung and all...

If we wanted dung we had to make it ourselves! 

They were feeding you enough to poop?

When we were young, we had to photosynthesize our nourishment!

I'm just here to try and break the internet again.

Dieselboss15
Dieselboss15 Reader
12/17/20 11:20 p.m.
BlueInGreen - Jon (Forum Supporter) said:
Indy "Nub" Guy said:
Indy "Nub" Guy said:
Appleseed said:
Brett_Murphy (Ex-Patrón) said:
barefootskater (Shaun) said:
Recon1342 said:
RX Reven' said:
Pete. (l33t FS) said:
Stampie (FS) said:
Appleseed said:
Dieselboss15 said:
gearheadmb said:
Dieselboss15 said:

Speak for yourself. I was a berkeleying moron.

but were you a retard? wording is key here... lol

The real question is how far did you launch yourself on your Acme rocket?

I grew up dirt poor southern so we just imagined an Acme rocket on our back as we jumped off the roof.

You were lucky to have a roof!  When I was a kid we had to run around with our arms out, pretending that we were falling.

You were able to have your arms out?  You aristocratic bastard, our arms were always too busy carrying piles of dung for no apparent reason.

Ooooh, somebody's posh. We had to carry the whole damn cow, dung and all...

If we wanted dung we had to make it ourselves! 

They were feeding you enough to poop?

When we were young, we had to photosynthesize our nourishment!

I'm just here to try and break the internet again.

i had to find dung beetles when i was young

Dieselboss15
Dieselboss15 Reader
12/17/20 11:22 p.m.

In reply to BlueInGreen - Jon (Forum Supporter) :

it don't work, or i wouldn't be typing this. yep, i am dumb enough to try it lol

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Wally (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
12/18/20 7:04 a.m.

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Wally (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
12/18/20 7:05 a.m.

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914Driver MegaDork
12/18/20 7:09 a.m.

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