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Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
5/16/21 8:00 p.m.

ProDarwin
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5/16/21 8:12 p.m.

In reply to Appleseed :

When the power grid goes out, you still can't get gas.

DarkMonohue
DarkMonohue GRM+ Memberand Reader
5/16/21 8:48 p.m.

In reply to karussell :

Good meme, though one struggles to imagine her squeezing 210 klicks out of a '60 Chevy flattop.

Thanks for the translation. My high school German is so rusty, it's just about all I can do to giggle at the word Ausfahrt.

Appleseed
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5/16/21 11:08 p.m.
ProDarwin said:

In reply to Appleseed :

When the power grid goes out, you still can't get gas.

I can steal your gas from your car with a garbage  bag if I lower my intelligence.  Not stealing electrons that easy.

NickD
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5/17/21 6:58 a.m.

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NickD
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barefootskater (Shaun)
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5/17/21 10:59 a.m.

Duke
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5/17/21 11:03 a.m.
Floating Doc (Forum Supporter) said:

My brother-in-law needed a quick Halloween costume so he bought a $10 charcoal suit at Goodwill and a $5 can of artificial window snow at the home store.  He put on the suit, sprayed himself down with the artificial snow (head and all) and went as Walt Disney.

 

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5/17/21 11:03 a.m.

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NickD
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5/17/21 11:27 a.m.

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johndej
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5/17/21 12:54 p.m.

Brett_Murphy
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5/17/21 1:30 p.m.



My kid talked about learning how to drive, and I saw this. However, it can apply to other areas as well.

DarkMonohue
DarkMonohue GRM+ Memberand Reader
5/17/21 2:02 p.m.

GIRTHQUAKE
GIRTHQUAKE Dork
5/17/21 3:14 p.m.
DarkMonohue said:

And finally, a meme in kit form.  A buddy of mine took this picture today at a local Grocery Outlet. I'm leaving it here in hopes someone will write a caption and meme-ify it so it can reach the heights of internet glory for which it was so plainly destined.

You may fire when ready.

[pic snip]

Didya know there's White Claws that have inverted colors that have twice the alcohol content? Open one of those suckers up and crack some trucker caffeine pills in that bitch and you got yourself a socially respectable 4Loko with fewer calories!

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ShawnG
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5/17/21 3:34 p.m.

In reply to barefootskater (Shaun) :

He stayed on the plane because he knows engineers don't build things. They just design them.

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