Minor Confession Thread

Appleseed said:

Drop your pants and get that party started.

Just stay away from the mashed potatoes!

Duke said:

I know it’s the Pogues. I was hoping he wasn’t confusing the Dropkick Murphys (who kind of suck) with the Pogues (who don’t). 

Enjoy this: Like the Pogues, But better

AngryCorvair said:

Appleseed said:

Drop your pants and get that party started.

Just stay away from the mashed potatoes!

If i knew it was gonna be that kind of party...

Knurled. said:

Daylan C said:

So what you guys are saying is, I should stick with my v8 E36 M3boxes? (Of course i did consider LS swapping an e46)

E36s are great if you are fan of early 80s GM quality interior plastic.

 

 

I didn't literally mean e36. But i had an e36 and the interior was much worse than my 80s gm cars.

I actually like the “Christmas Shoes” song.   

I’m really of fan of story songs.  Edmund Fitzgerald, Easy Rider, The Gambler.....

So I ended up leaving a job I didn't plan on leaving and having to quickly find another the first week of December. As a result I mostly forgot the whole Christmas thing until today. 

Hope nobody expected gifts from me, because they gonna be disappointed.

Dusterbd13-michael said:

AngryCorvair said:

Appleseed said:

Drop your pants and get that party started.

Just stay away from the mashed potatoes!

If i knew it was gonna be that kind of party...

You can always make it that kind of party.

It's 3am saturday morning. I can't sleep, so I'm making a pot of chili. 

In reply to RevRico :

And I’m rocking a baby. Sleep is both over and underrated. 

I just made cocoa and loaded the dishwasher.  

My sister sent me a box of Christmas Crunch cereal.

I can’t  decide if I want to feel that bad for the rest of the day or not. 

Not only can I wake up SWMBO with my farts, I can wake up Mom in the next room.

My oldest sister thinks she can buy my silence with homemade venison stew. She's goddamn right.

I'd love to have an Outlaw 356.

But I know I'd have more fun building and driving a chopped Beetle.

This morning, I heard a version of ¿Dónde Está Santa Claus?,  as performed by Charo.

It was not as awful as I had expected it to be.

My dresser cost more than my toolbox. 

A university I haven't dealt with since 2014 is still sending me regular emails about my financial aid eligibility and I keep forgetting to call them and ask them to stop. 

NickD said:

My oldest sister thinks she can buy my silence with homemade venison stew. She's goddamn right.

Apparently the stew wasn't just hush money. Now I'm also her informant.

Wally said:

I just made cocoa and loaded the dishwasher.  

I am going to use this as a euphemism for something.

Just sat in an empty parking lot for 10 minutes wondering how I could possibly be the first arrival for cars and coffee until it occurred to me to pull out my phone and check the date. Off by one week. Oops

Javelin said:

My dresser cost more than my toolbox. 

I'll be honest I won't spend less than a couple of hundred just to make sure the dresser is nice.  My entire circle of existence thinks soon to be four cars and a beater truck puts me in same conversation as a serial killer.  like no really are you really a serial killer dude?  So all those little cheap plastic boxes holding stuff works for me and it's in my serial killer basement anyway.  I keed.  I'm a fairly well adjusted social normal member of society.  But seriously there's a dozen or so cheap plastic boxes I'm more than happy with to the point of OCC.  last C stands for confusion. 

I spent $6.99 + tax on a copy of Classic Motorsports at Wally World today.  The one with the blue E-type 'vert. on the cover.  I should just buy a subscription.  

My town has a Main Street North and a Main Street South. They are perpendicular to one another.

This has bothered me for 41 years.

In reply to Woody :

Every day I drive on W. 152nd Street, which is perpendicular to W. 150th.

More recently, I found that Ohio Route 250 North/South has been renamed to Rt. 250 East/West.  This makes sense, because even numbered roads are east-west and odd are north-south, but I had to apply a little deductive logic to figure out where I had to go since my GPS has not had an update since 2011.  (Garmin wants more money for an update than a new GPS costs)

Further trivia, when I travel from W.150th to W.152nd so that I can get onto I-71.... I-71 is going almost exactly east-west, and is parallel with I-90.  ('71 and '77 start in the same place up at the southernmost point of our northern border, but '71 then goes southwest at an almost 45 degree angle until it meets up with '75 at Kentucky, where they share the same stretch of highway for a few hundred miles...  Roads are weird if you think about them too much)

We went to my wife’s uncles house for Christmas. Never driven there before, and only been there two other times.  He lives on 2nd Ave.  My wife plugged his address into google maps and just put “2nd” in. Takes us to the wrong place. 

Turns out this this town has north-south streets as “Ave” and east-west streets are “St”.