In reply to Wally:
IBS... the struggle is real. 
In reply to Wally:
IBS... the struggle is real.
Wally wrote: Automatic flushers were invented by satan. On my way home nature called so I detoured to a rest stop that is usually clean. I sit down and this thing started flushing. Repeatedly. So often the drain was having trouble keeping up. Then even though there are a dozen stalls someone has to sit next to me. He starts to sound like he's disemboweling himself, crying and moaning. The longest ten minutes of my life
I hate automatic flushers. The toilets at work all have them now, and they do NOT handle somebody standing in front of them and moving around well- which I of course have to do when I change into and out of my biking clothes to ride to and from work. If I'm not in the handicap stall (where I'm far enough away), the toilet is pretty much constantly flushing while I'm changing.
I must not be real because those auto-flushers don't recognize me. I have to use the hidden button to get the flush I deserve even though I poop like an adult.
Toilet paper over the sensor. First move I make in the bathroom
We’ve reached the end of the internet…I posted a rant about these %&#$@ Ball Washers / Hep-A Injectors a few months ago after a terrifying experience at the Chicago International Airport.
On a long enough time line, all conversation reverts to poo talk.
I have seen some where if you take a deep breath, they flush
So many freaking Ford lovers on this site. Stop swinging on Henry's nuts SMDH...
Nick (Not-Stig) Comstock wrote: So many freaking Ford lovers on this site. Stop swinging on Henry's nuts SMDH...
You can talk when your wife lets you buy a car. Or in other words, lighten up, Francis!
Something that has been driving me crazy is drivers who don't move when the light turns green because they are looking at their phones-it's an epidemic!
In reply to turboswede:
That cut deep man, so deep.
So yeah I took Friday off with minimal notice. I have been slammed for months. Everybody can do this, I made this clear this morning.
I am going to the vintage races this weekend dressed up like a gentleman in my pink Cadillac. I am not to be bothered by anything.
loosecannon wrote: Something that has been driving me crazy is drivers who don't move when the light turns green because they are looking at their phones-it's an epidemic!
Honk at them vigorously. I've sent more than a few through red lights, because they're thinking you're honking because its green.
Wally wrote: Automatic flushers were invented by satan. On my way home nature called so I detoured to a rest stop that is usually clean. I sit down and this thing started flushing. Repeatedly. So often the drain was having trouble keeping up. Then even though there are a dozen stalls someone has to sit next to me. He starts to sound like he's disemboweling himself, crying and moaning. The longest ten minutes of my life
My 4 YO grandson will not use one. We have had to make several stops to find one that isn't.
In reply to Appleseed: WTH? Why would you do that? Honking the horn unnecessarily is a bit of a dick move and dangerous
In reply to fritzsch: because it freaks them out and (hopefully) wakes them up so they stop checking their phones at every stoplight hoping their "super hot selfie" has reached 100 likes on facetwitagram.
In reply to fritzsch:
Motherberkeleyers who text behind the wheel have nearly killed me more times than I can count. In the car and especially on the Murdercycle. Berk them.
Appleseed wrote: In reply to fritzsch: Motherberkeleyers who text behind the wheel have nearly killed me more times than I can count. In the car and especially on the Murdercycle. Berk them.
Great idea to scare them into a left on red, so they kill me instead. Good thinking!
Hey, that rhymes. I'm a berkeleying rapper now.
Trust me, I try my best to time it with a speeding semi.
In reply to Appleseed: You are right, the correct response is to incite them to drive straight into traffic.
Gah! I'm in Sam's Club early this morning with my "executive" membership, get my stuff and go to pay. They have 2 checkout lanes "open" but not a cashier in sight! How can the bleeping lane be "open" if there isn't a bleeping cashier to work it? Executive membership my arse! Ever heard of customer service? Half a dozen employees doddering about and not one can work the bleeping register? Arrrrgggggghhhhhhhh!
They build a Costco near me, I'm outta here!
fritzsch wrote: In reply to Appleseed: You are right, the correct response is to incite them to drive straight into traffic.
One less waste of skin in the world, sounds great to me!
I just found out that my ex. To whom I have to give a mortgage payment sized child support payment every month. Recently GAVE AWAY her 2005 Sequoia to a "needy church family" when she bought her 2015 Sequoia.
Meanwhile I'm struggling to keep my 1999 Suburban on the road and safe for the kids.
I love the law, it fills me with a warm fuzzy feeling.
HiTempguy wrote:fritzsch wrote: In reply to Appleseed: You are right, the correct response is to incite them to drive straight into traffic.One less waste of skin in the world, sounds great to me!
as long as they don't pull out in front of you … right ?
I forgot how much I hate electric stoves. "So cold pancakes take 5 minutes a side" to "so hot the spatula melted" in a 1/8" turn of the dial.
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