Monumentally bad tats

rotard wrote:

ransom wrote:

Curmudgeon wrote: Let's see: a great white shark eating a baby in her armpit. Dunno about you, but if I were to get to second base with this one I'd never make it to home plate.

It's a pretty bizarre tattoo, but all I can think about is how excruciating it would be to have your entire armpit tattooed. I wonder whether there's a backstory, and what it might be.

She's cute and is probably really kinky. I think I could deal with the tattoo.

And here I was thinking cute and insane.

I am trying to figure out why the eagle in the first pic appears to have three glowing yellow eyes

mad_machine wrote: you know.. there is just not much I can add to this..

I could add a few CCs to sharkpits but I'd probably regret it.

In reply to mad_machine:

It is quite obvious the dude has never read a book, much less one on Ornithology.

How did this thread make it this far without...

I almost forgot about Cool Ice. lulz

Anyway, if there is ANY justice in the world, Brenda will leave him.

^ that settles it. Navels are pretty gross looking

REPOST!!!!!!!! Look at bottom of first page.

I guess smoking is what killed the unicorns off. Their demise was not from lack of trying to procreate.

NSFW:

http://www.terribletattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/vagina-blog.jpg

Curmudgeon wrote: Let's see: a great white shark eating a baby in her armpit. Dunno about you, but if I were to get to second base with this one I'd never make it to home plate.

I get the whole thing about the body being a canvas... but do people really think some of this is beautiful?

btw.. Miss "my vagina is beautiful" what is that tat going to look like in 30 years?

Dental hygeine is really important. So important you need to have a constant reminder.

I didn't know Alice had a companion when she fell through the looking glass. Or that they were wearing French maid outfits at the time. Or that they both had experience as butchers.

Wow, the things we learn on t3h int3rw3b.

93EXCivic wrote:

Curmudgeon wrote: Let's see: a great white shark eating a baby in her armpit. Dunno about you, but if I were to get to second base with this one I'd never make it to home plate.

Yeah, she is very cute. But between that tat and the little bit of 'helter skelter' in the eyes, you gotta wonder what kind of snakes she's got in her head.

Oops, I was wrong. The real reason unicorns are extinct is not smoking, it's extreme nearsightedness.

Or maybe this could be the reason, not only nearsighted but, well... you need to see for yourself. NSFW: http://tattoofailure.com/tattoo/popular/11514-you-guys-horses-and-dolphi

I'm beginning to think that a LOT of tattoo artists don't have a dictionary.

I guess Hello Kitty tried out for the part of The Joker but was beaten out by Heath Ledger.

Man, EVERYTHING is available as a generic.