http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/7852300/Al-Gore-behaved-like-crazed-sex-poodle-with-masseuse.html
The unidentified 54-year-old woman gave police a detailed account of her claims that Mr Gore groped and kissed her in an aggressive attempt to have sex during a night-time appointment in his suite.
However, the police concluded that there was insufficient evidence to press charges.
The woman, who recalled telling Mr Gore he was behaving like a "crazed sex poodle", claims he pinned her to his bed and forcibly French kissed her.
Mr Gore, 62, was staying in an expensive hotel in Portland in October while delivering a speech about climate change in October of that year had registered as "Mr Stone".
He allegedly asked the hotel to call the massage therapist to his suite, complaining to her during the $540 (£360) session about the physical rigours of his heavy travel schedule.
The accuser, after contacting police in late 2006, subsequently cancelled three interviews with detectives and said she did not want the investigation to proceed.
Suire he doesn't have the charm of Bubba but how do you pay $540 for a massage and have to ask for the happy ending. Then to get turned down and have them call the police on top of that is pretty bad.
I'm just curious what exactly a crazed sex poodle really is.
dude.. That was like last month.
you're slipping wally.
Last month was one women who was dismissed as a nut, This week two more came out so they are re-opening the case for my entertainment.
Does this mean
for everybody's favorite hypocrite?
Leg-humped by a 22 lb. fur ball vs leg-humped by a 260 lb. fat guy with a skruffy beard?
Too close to call.
man bear pig with a beard.
Clearly it's another inconvenient truth.
This just in: a politician who's a scumbag.
Interesting news 
People do sick things to poodles, or is that Elton John? 
I lik that it's "crazed sex poodle", and not just "sex crazed poodle". As in there are sex poodles, and that's fine, but he was acting like a CRAZED sex poodle, and that is not fine.
Joey
thatsnowinnebago wrote:
I'm just curious what exactly a crazed sex poodle really is.
Its made with real bits of poodle, so you know its good. 60% of the time, it works every time.
The scary thing is that shiny happy person was almost elected President. Even Margie liked him, or at least she liked the image the news media was presenting as Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.
So, what's worse, an alleged crazed sex poodle or an alleged coke head?
joey48442 wrote:
I lik that it's "crazed sex poodle", and not just "sex crazed poodle". As in there are sex poodles, and that's fine, but he was acting like a CRAZED sex poodle, and that is not fine.
Joey
You owe me a keyboard, this one has bits of cookie-dough ice cream in it now...
David S. Wallens wrote:
So, what's worse, an alleged crazed sex poodle or an alleged coke head?
The voters knew of one allegation before the election. They never had the opportunity to make a choice, did they?
Mr. Gore should have consulted with Sen. Kerry so he could have received a happier ending AND avoided paying higher taxes for the extra benefit.
doc_speeder wrote:
joey48442 wrote:
I lik that it's "crazed sex poodle", and not just "sex crazed poodle". As in there are sex poodles, and that's fine, but he was acting like a CRAZED sex poodle, and that is not fine.
Joey
You owe me a keyboard, this one has bits of cookie-dough ice cream in it now...
No problem! I mail one over to ya.
Joey
David S. Wallens wrote:
So, what's worse, an alleged crazed sex poodle or an alleged coke head?
Well there's an admitted coke head running the circus now, but there was an admitted crazed sex poodle a few years ago, so who knows!
Am I the only person that thought of the movie "All of Me"?
Osterkraut wrote:
David S. Wallens wrote:
So, what's worse, an alleged crazed sex poodle or an alleged coke head?
Well there's an admitted coke head running the circus now, but there was an admitted crazed sex poodle a few years ago, so who knows!
We're on a running string of presidents with a documented history of drug use.
makes them easier to relate to 
I like to think of Jesus with, like, big eagle's wings, singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with, like, an angel band, and I'm in the front row, and I'm hammered drunk.
