Talkin' about bastard kids...
I used to work with a guy who had a bastard neighbor kid. One month, Kim's (yes, the man's name) water bill was excessively high. So high, the water company called to warn him. So he called a plumber to inspect, and nothing wrong was found. So they waited another month.
Next month, same thing. Another plumber couldn't find anything. So Kim got his mother-in-law to hide in the house while he and his wife went to work-they usually returned around 5:00.
Bastard neighbor kid got off the bus at 3:00 and went straight to Kim's water hose. Ran it to the storm drain, then turned it on full blast. At 4:30, he turned it off and neatly coiled the hose before returning it to the hanger. He did this every day for nearly two months...
). We went on vacation a few days later. People across the street watched him kick in the window to our basement, insert the end of the garden hose just inches away, and turn it on WOT. they went over and shut it off, luckily our basement wasnt finished, and he did a great job of soaking the bare block wall for about 2 minutes. No damage, but what if blah blah blah...
