mndsm wrote:16vCorey wrote:Nope, actually was thinking for myself. Always wanted a giant fur coat, but being 6' 230# is probably not going to work with this coat.mndsm wrote: Dumb question, but what size is it? (Not that i'm interested for my wife... as she'd prefer a custom shift knob for her Mini......)Mistress?
It would make a killer scarf.
I bet it could could make a hat, a broach, or a pterodactyl as well.
thatsnowinnebago wrote: I bet it could could make a hat, a broach, or a pterodactyl as well.
My aged German Short-hair Pointer wishes I would stay off this site, as it makes me roar and giggle uncontrollably ! [which disturbs her nap]
Chebbie
Chebbie_SB wrote:thatsnowinnebago wrote: I bet it could could make a hat, a broach, or a pterodactyl as well.My aged German Short-hair Pointer wishes I would stay off this site, as it makes me roar and giggle uncontrollably ! [which disturbs her nap]
Your dog would probably want to hump that thing.
Maybe it's just me, but there's something funny about a guy named Woody selling a natural blond beaver...coat.
Yes, it's hilarious.
Buy the coat.
I wouldn't have one because PETA folks are pretty abusive, but I have to ask: how do you get the critters to shed in such nice straight lines?
I'm debating whether or not this is a canoe. So, please make this thread funnier without resorting to sexual innuendo.
thankyouverymuch.
Per Schroeder wrote: I'm debating whether or not this is a canoe. So, please make this thread funnier without resorting to sexual innuendo. thankyouverymuch.
So a Priest a Rabbi and a Blonde Beaver coat walk into a bar....
There are two beavers and they both walk into their house one leaves the door open and the other one says shut the dam door.
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up.
The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins.
"I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'.
Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"
The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
mtn wrote:There are two beavers and they both walk into their house one leaves the door open and the other one says shut the dam door. An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?" The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
My wife's comment on this one......
"Does his wife have the same doctor?"
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