I understand that he's also the judge and jury.
And executioner.
Reminds me of stickers I see down near my Dad's place in Florida. The director of the weights and measure division is Charles Bronson.
I always giggled to myself imagining the ass kicking delivered to to the shop owner that tampered with his scale...
Fact: Chuck Norris only got a license to practice law so he could beat himself in the court room after inflicting the injuries on the people he is defending.
Hocrest wrote: Reminds me of stickers I see down near my Dad's place in Florida. The director of the weights and measure division is Charles Bronson. I always giggled to myself imagining the ass kicking delivered to to the shop owner that tampered with his scale...
Oh heck yeah. The guy that inspects our gas pumps here in FL? Charles bronson, baby.
Hocrest wrote: Reminds me of stickers I see down near my Dad's place in Florida. The director of the weights and measure division is Charles Bronson. I always giggled to myself imagining the ass kicking delivered to to the shop owner that tampered with his scale...
The deliman used to put his thumb on the scale, until it was broken off.
Wait, wait, wait - maybe this is a lawyer who specializes representing Chuck Norris's victims in wrongful death and dismemberment suits...
Naaaaah, couldn't be.
Duke wrote: Wait, wait, wait - maybe this is a lawyer who specializes representing Chuck Norris's victims in wrongful death and dismemberment suits... Naaaaah, couldn't be.
na probably not, he appears to still be living....
wbjones wrote:Duke wrote: Wait, wait, wait - maybe this is a lawyer who specializes representing Chuck Norris's victims in wrongful death and dismemberment suits... Naaaaah, couldn't be.na probably not, he appears to still be living....
if chuck norris killed or dismembered them, they berkeleying had it coming. nothing wrongful to see here.
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