Not trying to be creepy yet creepy

What are some things you've said/done that came across completely wrong in the worst sort of way?

Basically everything.

Back in my early 20s I met a girl that I liked, and she reciprocated. I told her once as a joke " you better call me or I'll stalk you" turns out she'd had a legitimate stalker in the past. She never called.

Everything I ever said to any female while in high school.

nicksta43 wrote: Everything I ever said to any female while in high school.

This.

Telling folks they should probably shut their blinds.

I was playing with photoshop and making pictures look antique for a friend's short story. Well, my best friend had this Riddler (the Batman villain) costume and I knew it would look cool in black and white and actually look antique. So I found a picture of him in it on his FB to use. Upon seeing the finished product, he seemed kinda confused as to how I got a picture of him and kinda scared when I explained.

Never be photographed in anything you wouldn't want your Grandmother or your FUTURE EMPLOYER see you in.

(caps are for young people being silly on FBook)

mndsm wrote: Back in my early 20s I met a girl that I liked, and she reciprocated. I told her once as a joke " you better call me or I'll stalk you" turns out she'd had a legitimate stalker in the past. She never called.

And did you stalk her?

914Driver wrote: Never be photographed in anything you wouldn't want your Grandmother or your FUTURE EMPLOYER see you in. (caps are for young people being silly on FBook)

Solution: Always be photographed nekkid.

Apparently he is confused about the nature of social media. Next he'll be surprised FB owns his data and conducts psycho/sociological experiments on him.

There is nothing sweeter than the awkward silence that follows a solidly delivered borderline creepy WTF!? statement. I aspire to be Ricky Gervais's character in everything he has ever been in.

I feel creepy every time I come in your office and ask you if you have any candy. Shouldn't it be the other way around?

JG Pasterjak wrote: I feel creepy every time I come in your office and ask you if you have any candy. Shouldn't it be the other way around?

Inb4 "JG has moved to greener pastures" thread.

In reply to JG Pasterjak: Lol, go get some candy from Margie. She has Werther's hard candies.

KatieSuddard wrote: hard

I'm a child.

Matt B wrote: Apparently he is confused about the nature of social media. Next he'll be surprised FB owns his data and conducts psycho/sociological experiments on him.

They do that though dont they?

JG Pasterjak wrote: I feel creepy every time I come in your office and ask you if you have any candy. Shouldn't it be the other way around?

LMAO

KatieSuddard wrote: In reply to JG Pasterjak: Lol, go get some candy from Margie. She has Werther's hard candies.

Totally gonna do that next time im in Florida.

There ain't enough bandwidth to cover my past social awkwardness.

Most of the stuff I post on here, hence the sig.

My social awkwardness doesn't come into play very much, people take one look at me and think I am a big mean bastard and pretty much avoid me. I dont understand it, no piercings, tattoos or anything like that other than a couple of scars on my shaved head.

I'm no sure I've ever STOPPED being socially awkward to be honest. I still say/do stupid E36 M3 that I sit there and gp "did I really just say that?"

Bobzilla wrote: I'm no sure I've ever STOPPED being socially awkward to be honest. I still say/do stupid E36 M3 that I sit there and gp "did I really just say that?"

Yeah. Yeah you did.

When I hug just about any woman, as I hug her tight I say "you smell different when you're awake".
They take it the wrong way EVERY TIME!!